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2004's "Van Helsing." It most certainly is a thing that I totally haven't seen an unhealthy number of times, nosiree.

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Well, good? thing I've got plenty of that! I need to know your secret to channelling it!!!!!

Gleafer, and I mean this with utmost admiration, what. the. actual. fuck.

...were you thinking and how do I get my brain to brain like yours, you absolute demonic genius?

ABSOLUTELY

Look, if nothing else, you have an adorable little feathery bastard of an avocado who loves you. So that counts for something!

Also, ya know, pretty sure your hubby and spawn think you're frickin awesome! Just only very much.

Ah. Not a ginger to match the Ginger name, eh?

You are as versatile and deliciously spicy as the original ginger root itself! And infinitely more talented. IT IS SELF-LOVE O'CLOCK, MA'AM.

But also have some interwebz hugs 🫂

Lol, yes, I know!

And it's a lovely name! Keep it or change it--if you wanna road test names, I'm sure your pals IRL and online will be happy to help!

No judgment. I'm not a fan of my own legal first name. Sucks to have to keep it around for professional contact stuff.

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Um. I don't understand this GIF, but it's likely somehow mildly relevant. It does in fact contain ginger. Solidarity, GOblin?

Ooooo! Where is this discussion going down? Discord somewhere, maybe?

Hell yeah, I'm game! Dwi'n hoffi Cymru!

Such class. Pre-angel-approved. So hot right now.

...could be hot flashes. But probably just the glow of ✨fashion✨

*if y'all want to form a group

Le sigh. Typos aboud.

I'm in Scotland, so I'm game for an in-person TIC7 watch party and/or hanging out shenanigans if y'all want to for a group.

I could be formal for the occasion. Pull out the Good™️ Traxedo.

I had to put my name on a waitlist for in-person. There are always virtual ones, though!

Even bin Laden didn’t target the White House

YES. ALL THE YES.

2004's Van Helsing was my bi awakening. I saw that movie...an unhealthy number of times in the theater. To the point my parents forbade me to see it again until the DVD release (I was 16).

But...but... DRACULA'S WIVES. KATE BECKINSALE. HUGH JACKMAN. FARAMIR.

shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump

absolutely fascinating and heartbreaking how those pictures of the White House being bulldozed really made it real for folks

I'm pretty sure you get Extra Credit, a bonus plushie of your choice, an extra Feathered Familiar, and a VIP Treehouse suite up there as rewards for your "hard" work

SO PURDY

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

YOU HAD TIMES?! THAT WERE MEDIEVAL?!!!!

Amazing! I've never been to one, but I want to go!

NO KINGS IN AMERICA. EVER.

I did a combo. AI prompt to get his hair right, with my painting and other photoshop manipulations on top.

HELLS yeah! I made my own sign: