@weightofech.bsky.social
My brain made me do it.
I would like to find the perfect pair of trousers
31.12.2025 09:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day, at around 3 PM, I'm overcome with the desire to rip a hole open in space time and flee to the cotton candy universe where a 700 foot tall teddy bear would happily murder me.
03.12.2025 20:19 β π 15 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Awesome. I too am stupid.
05.12.2025 15:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did I miss anything good?
05.12.2025 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Apparently I have to "verify I'm an adult". I'm only 44. I don't feel ready to do that.
05.12.2025 13:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What am I doing here? Nothing. Thank you for reading.
05.12.2025 13:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had forgotten about this place.
05.12.2025 13:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We must kill all the algorithms. We must bring back synchronicities. The algorithm is trying to kill happy accidents and is strangling the random flow of the universe. STOMP ON YOUR PHONE.
09.07.2025 10:38 β π 26 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0Was Jesus a giant baby or was Mary just really small?
29.06.2025 22:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Making spicy noodles
23.06.2025 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#Music I generate will sometimes appear here ππ©Έ
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Now you've done it
21.06.2025 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ross-hawkins.bsky.social "No posts yet"
21.06.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whatever is happening now is a) something I told you was going to happen and b) you're not as upset about it as you should be and c) I get it and you do not.
15.06.2025 15:38 β π 29 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0You are under the control of Big Yogurt.
18.06.2025 01:42 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm the worst human being alive, they tell me. But they won't tell me why. I run around the city, begging for an answer. No one is allowed to tell me what I've done, or what quality I possess. There is a lot of paperwork to fill out, but I don't know what for.
18.06.2025 22:00 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 3 π 2@lordjuiblex.bsky.social So this is where you've been hiding
21.06.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm not sure I can be bothered
08.05.2025 13:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I farted a lot yesterday. Hoping for similar results today.
12.03.2025 08:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(fart noise)
10.03.2025 14:00 β π 381 π 21 π¬ 34 π 2Help I've been killed again
12.03.2025 08:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Over here of course everything's lovely
16.02.2025 10:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations to all the plane crash survivors
25.12.2024 14:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Merry Christmas, from me to me
20.12.2024 12:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am usually working on several projects at once
15.12.2024 14:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same lights, different sky
14.12.2024 09:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An overturned stick is held upright in a winter forest and covered in mature rosy Splitgill mushrooms. Their gills burst out like a fireworks display
Here are some nice mushrooms
10.12.2024 14:06 β π 36518 π 2045 π¬ 628 π 109I miss the drone strikes
11.12.2024 12:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Make all hours 30 minutes long. Now every day has 48 hours.
11.12.2024 11:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We're on a planet
06.12.2024 18:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
