Emily

Bob Odenkirk promoting ‘NOBODY 2’ at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor.

I do not begrudge parents but boy do I begrudge the wedding and baby industrial complexes. And small talk with women in florals whom I do not know.

Baby showers are a circle of hell.

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

good morning 🐈

I have unintentionally run into Stephen Colbert 3x this year. If someone told me this would be the outcome of moving from one end of NJ to the other…

At least I’m mixing it up between these three when I fly 💀

Last two weeks have been all travel, hence an odd mix of airplane movies and cable TV. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Gotta say I wasn’t expecting a 1930s Germany flashback montage in the Billy Joel doc.

Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry being a thing is just more darkest timeline fodder.

The millennial condition is being sold the notion that we could do good by digitizing business and creating new technologies, but all the venture capitalists and PE firms did was ensure that the digital revolution extracted and exploited as much as possible. We were lied to.

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Air Canada tried to scam me to check my personal item as if I’m not the daughter of two former gate agents.

Basecamp Hotels are basically the exact business model Johnny Rose & Stevie pitch at the end of Schitt’s Creek. This is a very Canadian post.

Candid shot of me explaining that we are in Banff right now because in 1982 Disney flew a Circlevision camera through here and the subsequent “O’ Canada” movie was burned into my brain.

“I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles, rip them to pieces, and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” - Bob Odenkirk in an interview with IGN at #SDCC.

To watch our full interview: bit.ly/45n11do

Being in Whistler this weekend has made me think ALOT about why I’m more comfortable in the campy kitsch of Disney or Vegas resorts than I am among designer bags and dirt bikes.

I’ll be coming home with a thesis on Resorts as Lifestyle Choice.

Get Nathan Fielder back on this stat

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

Pivot to video was such a curse. Now everything’s like obviously you’d rather watch a 40 minute video than read a sentence.

Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.

No kidding, got to see the Tintin movie in the cinema and god damn did people sleep on that, it was an honest to goodness adventure romp. That and the recent Lupin the 3rd CGI movie were wonderful capers.

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If they bring back that character breakfast place that was there in the 90s I’m pro

This place is Jersey Girl diner approved. High praise.

Some great David Lynch graffiti on the Ronette Pulaski bridge.

Good morning from Twin Peaks.

I’m running around Seattle like a human I’M WALKIN’ HERE meme. I am not built for West Coast chill.

I feel like talking about the female gaze today is a bit premature. It's gonna peak next week when Pedro Pascal hits screens playing a nerdy wife guy who maintains healthy male friendships and wears a cardigan.

Does this involve Bluecifer?