The Bloke From UNCLE

"Men out there... young men... are dying for bum"

Inner? 😂😂😂

Sleepy // Happy // Depressed
Neutral // Inquisitive// Hungry
Gormless// Cute // Angry

Which Juno are you today?

#cat #cats #catsofbluesky

Juno doesn't often play like she did when she was a kitten, so nights like these where she does are a rare delight.

Nothing to worry about, it just means that as prophecied, Paddington has finally hatched from his mortal shell to take his true form as Padthulhu the Destroyer

Haha probably; she is a grumpy little beast 😂

Well... he'll miss *someone* 😂

@dryzeng.bsky.social We will miss these wonderful faces ❤️

Found an old bandstand thing rotting in the woods in Roundhay Park, Leeds. So naturally took a poncey picture of myself in it.

I may have to use this more as I'm developing a formula of Vague Moaning About Being Poorly // Picture of Cat // Vague Moaning About Being Poorly // Picture of Cat

I've been having weird fever dreams for months now. The sort you get when you've got flu or an infection, but I've not been ill, particularly stressed etc... don't know what causing them!

Our neighbours just moved and honestly I am so bereft at not getting to see these cuties any more. A glorious pair of cats.

I think it would be good. There's remarkably little detailed info about Red Dwarf, which is surprising given its popularity. The books in the 90s were all rather naff. Having said that, the documentaries on the DVDs are remarkably detailed and candid

I worked for a benefits processing office and we weren't allowed to eat at desks. I moved (within the same dept) to a corporate office where the average member of staff was 3 grades higher and miraculously it was permitted. So i suspect it depends on respect (or lack of) for the grade.

After a long period of no back pain whatsoever, I've managed to sprain it by wiping a bin lid with an antibacterial wipe. Last time it was removing a leftover curry from the freezer.

The pain would be worth it if I pulled it doing something cooler.

Juno in the tepid bath of managed decline

I don't see how it could though? Most people I know who drink Diet Coke prefer the taste. I mean I drink it by the gallon, not because it's no sugar but because it's far nicer than Coke. A zero-cal Coke that tastes like Coke is great for those who want it, but it won't replace Diet Coke.

How has the passed any sort of QA? There's really no point in upgrading to HD if it looks less good than what was available in SD.

Phew I will sleep tonight now 😴

Great collection but Series 1 of the Mighty Boosh not being with the others gives me the sweats 🤣

That's today's? 🤣🤣🤣 Oh bless them though.

This was the only one that genuinely scared me as a child on transmission. I didn't watch parts 2-4 until 1997. Season 25 finished early for me 🤣🤣

My cat has enjoyed the landmine so much, it's almost justified the price for that alone. Every day I find it in a new place!

If you see this post a Robot 🤖

I think general if "echo chamber" means "not hearing the endless hysterical rantings of the worst people I can imagine" then I'm okay with being in an echo chamber

YouTube video by The Modern aka Matinee Club - Topic Modern Love

Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt by NIN is the best cover ever imo

I'll also take a punt on Soft Cell's Tainted Love (obvs)...

Also my wife disagrees thoroughly but there was a band called The Modern who did a cover of Bowie's Modern Love that knocks the originals socks off

youtu.be/KVHqedNlIE0?...

So this is the new place 🤣

Please may we have the name of said dog?

I heard the cat vomit early this morning, and ignored it. But now I'm up I can't find it. So this is going to be an enjoyable hide and seek for the day.

I probably took out some of those when I was kid many many years ago 🤣 Do they have Peter Haining's Key to Time? I borrowed that so often! Amazing they've still got such a selection.