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Dan Howdle

@danhowdle.bsky.social

'Comedian'. Part-time iRacer. Art appreciator. Pro-LGBT, pro-Ukraine, pro-EU. Cis gentleman. He/him. Location: Babé, Belvaria.

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not sure i believe these guys who claim to talk to the dead. 'not talking' is one of death's most common symptoms

04.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 22    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

it is! i made it myself! 🤣

04.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

fine, why James Hitler though?

04.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 45    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i don't disagree with what you're saying here, zarah, but it might help us all to take it a bit more seriously if you weren't, first and foremost, broadcasting your message from an extraordinarily pernicious far-right propaganda platform run by, and for, neo-nazis.

04.10.2025 12:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this stuff works a treat! highly recommended!

04.10.2025 11:44 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

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yeah, sounds about right

04.10.2025 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of pepperballs but i would consider adopting it as a nickname

04.10.2025 10:13 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

haha. i would absolutely break it. 🤣

04.10.2025 10:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"it’s completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the pentagon and leading commands around the country and the world. it’s a bad look. it is bad, and it’s not who we are”

04.10.2025 09:26 — 👍 34    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

if anyone has a Porsche GT3 RS or 992 Cup and wants to see it go ungodly-quick round a racing circuit, you can lend it to me for a day. i'll make a dash cam video for you, or you can ride along. bring spare trousers. thanks.

04.10.2025 09:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

they dinny get it

03.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

goddamn! how have modern civilisations forgotten the ancient technique growing of uniformly sized potatoes?

03.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trust me, i move in those circles and we're nerds to the last person 🤣

03.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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apple boycott starts in 3... 2... 1...

03.10.2025 11:13 — 👍 39    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 6

i think the second you start contemplting whether you can gain or lose a tenth on a tighter line or thinking about how you might adjust your braking markers when the temperature of the track changes you're already too far gone.

03.10.2025 10:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

search your feelings, nerd. you know it to be true. #nerdsarepeopletoo

03.10.2025 10:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

or niki lauda – the proto-nerd 😂

03.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah, and as you say it's a hangover from the 60s and 70s where there was more of a living life on the edge-type sensibility around some drivers. but really we've been nerds all the way down for the past 30-40 years.

03.10.2025 09:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think you were talking about general debt, and i was talking specifically about taxes. because yes, you can go to prison for not paying taxes, but you cannot for not paying debt. evasion/non-payment of is just semantics. same thing.

03.10.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

f1, ford vs. ferrari, gran turismo and all the rest. they all get one thing fundamentally wrong about racing drivers (real life and virtual). we're not sexy playboys living on the edge and laughing in the face of death. we're nerds. we're all massive, massive nerds.

03.10.2025 09:46 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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thanks, but i beg to differ on non-payment of taxes

03.10.2025 09:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

she was a director, so yes

03.10.2025 09:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign? Strip Michelle Mone of her peerage

Worth a signature, this one. The fact she's not only got away with it with no criminal charges, and yet the rest of us plebs would get prison time for not paying a fucking TV license is fucked up in a way I can barely articulate. That she gets to keep her peerage makes it a double-injustice...

03.10.2025 08:35 — 👍 74    🔁 41    💬 2    📌 3
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when someone has chronic b.o. but you can't fire them

03.10.2025 08:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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it's not often you get to ride a famous vehicle, but last weekend i boarded the very one that prince sang about!

03.10.2025 08:12 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
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this is exactly the sort of shit that's going to lead to civil unrest in the long terms. if there are no laws that will see her in prison for swindling the public purse, then our system is broken. if i refuse to pay taxes, i go to prison. but scamming £120m of public money? fine, whatever, lord on.

03.10.2025 07:06 — 👍 106    🔁 20    💬 16    📌 2

if she could turn back time...

03.10.2025 06:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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fair play, kemi. leaving a multilateral human rights treaty on your own is brave.

03.10.2025 06:44 — 👍 51    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 2

i'm distracted by the word 'virginianus'

02.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not gonna say i called it, but...

02.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 38    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

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