Ste Cunningham

A message from some gammon Karen saying: Funny you put Ramadan and eid up first. Its a Christian country first and foremost. Reply Bedford Borough Council replied: Ramadan began on February 17. That is why we put our Ramadan message on social media yesterday. Lent began today, which is why our Lent message went on social media one day later. The date of Lent is determined by the church calendar, rooted in the decisions of the Council of Nicaea (325 AD). The official start of Ramadan traditionally depends on the sighting of the new crescent moon. Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago.

Standing ovation for Bedford Borough Council.

Heated Chivalry

If you're looking for minorities that don't integrate, are hostile to our values and are wrecking the country...

If the Duke of York escaped prison, fled to France, raised an army and landed at Newhaven to try to overthrow his brother I’m not saying it would be a good thing but as a historian I wouldn’t exactly hate it.

Prince Charles 'accepted a suitcase with 1m euros', report claims Clarence House says the correct processes were followed with the Qatari sheikh's charitable donations.

While we're all celebrating that no one is above the law, a reminder that the current King accepted literal bags full of cash from the Prime Minister for a foreign country and the Met failed to interview or arrest the then Crown Prince before quietly closing the case.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-6194...

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Italian meal at Pizza Express in Woking?"

Expect some truly beautiful tifos at the next Celtic v Rangers game

They can remove clips of Premier League goals in minutes.

48 hours is an eternity online.

Both of these statements can be true:
1. Vinicius is a ridiculous, irritating knobhead.
2. Racial abuse of any player, including Vinicius, needs stamping out with the full force of the law and the relevant football authorities.

Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.

Like all of Martin’s writing, this will be the business.

The Puma and the Tesco.

What problem is this solving exactly?

The slug and lettuce. Love that comment.

Hopefully. Up in Fife a lot visiting in-laws and friends. Just 30 minutes on train to Edinburgh and no hotel costs!

Are tickets on sale yet?

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

I’d personally get rid of VAR but I fear the officials are no longer capable of officiating without it.

This might be the worst refereeing performance I’ve ever seen. Incredible stuff.

The sass of the person writing the minute by minute on England v Scotland is to be admired

Just going to leave this here

@Thinkwert Mittens, the Devourer of the Sun, Destroyer of Light, Bringer of Eternal Darkness, the Prophesied One of Doom.

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

Forest this season are an Only Connect question waiting to happen

I do love that they all have 'next' on their tracksuits

Jim Ratcliffe is a prick. I always thought he was.
He has done nothing to suggest that he is not a prick. I loathe Jim Ratcliffe and as a result I find it very hard to get behind his cycling team. He was a prick before he got into cycling. He’s always been a prick. I hope that clears things up.