rachel 💥

like i said

ah the 3-0 lead. the most dangerous lead in hockey.

if you’re the pens.

also torrent is a fine team name but the logo looks like it was designed by the world’s worst AI.

PWHL logo with the 8 team logos below it.

PWHL, PLEASE think of a logo that is not a letter ftlog.

bluesky mods retire bitch

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Screenshot of the NHL standings with the Pittsburgh Penguins inexplicably at the top with the most points.

just like we all drew it up

what is goalie interference? we just don’t know.

HILARY KNIGHT

avs………

i’m gonna need a new usa jersey, please don’t be ugly, 2026 olympic jerseys.

The Penguins are 7-2-1 lol

2025-26 rachel watches hockey at the bar record:

0-1-1

it’s basically criminal for the avs power play to be this bad. hockey jail for everyone.

this third line is just 👩🏼‍🍳💋

2025-26 rachel watches hockey at the bar record:

0-1

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

listening to hockey as i do my friday afternoon work. we made it 🥹🥹

i’m not going to accept any statement on the “steep environmental cost” of air conditioning while countries are backtracking on their climate goals to keep powering AI

personal bias aside (including, honestly, feeling like HK belongs in Boston) but just looking at it with nwsl glasses on: it's intensely wild that a player of this caliber in this stage of her career has essentially no control over where she's playing (in the lead-up to the Olympics too!)

me, re: these finals:

A meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the top panel, one man labeled "literally every company" hands a plate labeled "AI" to a man labeled "me." In the bottom panel, the man labeled "me" nonchalantly tosses the plate down the hallway, discarding it with casual disdain while the first man watches.

Time to post it again.

this is the first time all season that i have looked at the edmonton oilers on purpose and i Do Not Like It.

toronto media falling all over themselves to assure themselves that they are definitely not part of the problem no really is so fucking funny.

i want to be a killjoy: we need to make it socially unacceptable to ask chatgpt anything

PWHL teams only get to protect 3 players from expansion signings/draft?? Yikes.

maybe i should give up on hockey for the season. i could be a person who pays attention to baseball?? maybe???

literally the minute i was like, i think i’m rooting for winnipeg?? morrisey got hurt. i am the WORST bad luck charm this post season.