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@brianstorms@mastodon.social Author, THE FRIENDLY ORANGE GLOW (Pantheon, 2017) http://amzn.to/2ol9Lu6 In Santa Fe NM New Writing Project in 2025 Music: https://confusionboats.bandcamp.com Fmr startup founder/CEO LBXD: https://letterboxd.com/brianstorms_

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How about laught at something precisely because it *canโ€™t* be screenshotted?

(say, an EDIT functionality for editing Bluesky posts)

05.08.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chortle, a cyclist concerned with safety. Bye bye now.

05.08.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Readers Openly Doubt The New York Times As It Continues To Coddle Rising Fascism

05.08.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine whatโ€™s coming: funeral homes offering, for a fee, a VC-funded AI service where you submit a loved oneโ€™s photos, videos, letters, texts, and emails, and it enslopifies them into a gravesite/urnside talking head, or, for an extra fee, an app where you can FaceTime your loved one forever. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฎ

04.08.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is such fucking sensationalist bullshit, wow.

Whatโ€™s the difference between the web and AI?

With the former, the enshittification took 25 years. Whereas with the latter, the enshittification was right there at the start.

04.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is at the level of the guy staying up all night because somebody is *wrong* on the internet.

Move along, nothing to seeโ€ฆ

04.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, Bill Kristol is old insights, not new. He is not a reason to listen.

04.08.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely. But the fact is trillions are being invested in AI. Investors are going to want multi-bagger returns on their investments. Enshittification, endless privacy invasion, surveillance, etc will be the result in order to โ€œpersonalizeโ€ apps to the point that they generate trillions in revenue.

04.08.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, AutoPilot is NOT cruise control. In fact Tesla ruined its cruise control several years ago. It used to be โ€œdumbโ€ just like e ery car with cruise control for the past 50-60 years. Then Tesla got rid of that and made cruise control a limited mode of Autopilot. And it sucks.

04.08.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So just drive the fucking car without AutoPilot or FSD. enabled. The majority of Tesla drivers drive this way.

04.08.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not defending the asshole okay so donโ€™t freak out BUT I would love to see any proof you have that shows the government paying him billions directly.

04.08.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The brain fires up immune cells when sick people are nearby When people viewed virtual avatars with coughs or rashes, their brains triggered an immune response.

If only this mechanism worked for nations: spotting and recognizing a lying cheating corrupt wannabe-dictator mob boss and steeling up society to forcefully resist him and the treasonous radical idiots who blindly follow him

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

04.08.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think we need personal AI. the companies developing it can never be trusted.

04.08.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds about right

03.08.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Tree Man. Thereโ€™s this tree in our backyard that has a mysterious image on it. Itโ€™s been there for all the years weโ€™ve lived here.

We call it The Tree Man. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

#santafe #newmexico

03.08.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geez, lady follows internal combustion engine cars around? In her EV I assume? Well, there are plenty of ICE cars on the road I guess.

Oh, the other ICE? Oh. Nevermind.

signed,
Emily Litella

03.08.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why no BIRDS in the woods and forest scenes in AppleTV+โ€™s new CHIEF OF WAR series?

Place should be full of tropical birds singing and chattering away, no?

(Maybe because a lot of the series was filmed in New Zealand?)

#hawaii #chiefofwar

03.08.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[Sorry, this pic, taken by someone at the FediCon conference about federated everything and tge future of decentralized social media, beautifully if unintentionally epitomizes, for me at least, the whole โ€œfediโ€ movement: big visions, mostly empty chairs, each nerd alone, on their ownโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ]

02.08.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Texas, where fracking wells outnumber people in some areas, and itโ€™s not unusual for a single fracking well to use 5-15M gallons of water, and there are tens of thousands of such wells in this one state alone, is now having a sad because of AI data centersโ€™ use of WATER?!

Fuck Texas. (And AI.)

02.08.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Always interesting to scroll down to the bottom of a movieโ€™s Metacritic reviews to see which grouchy old coot hated the movie the most.

Congrats to grouchy goat Roger Moore, sorry you hated the new THE NAKED GUN so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚

02.08.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is there no EDIT function on bluesky but i digress

02.08.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

loved

02.08.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

free as in taxpayer-funded but yeah

signed,
grew up around DC and went to museums all the time and lived em all

02.08.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Respectfully, it is long past time to get past this genteel-media mentality, open oneโ€™s eyes, regularly employ the word Fascist when mentioning any (formerly known as) โ€œRepublican,โ€ and stop using โ€œPresidentโ€ as well. Of course he is now a dictator.

02.08.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s okay but I noticed many jokes did not elicit even a slight chortle in the audience in my cinema. Some gags were so brief I doubt people even noticed.

That said, thereโ€™s plenty of gags throughout.

Movie felt like it was made for boomers imho

01.08.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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... and industries like oil and gas. Nations come and go. Oil and gas, unfortunately, appears to be forever.

01.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/2 Character subplots often feel like writerโ€™s room filler.

Theory: Netflix had a contest inviting every EU nation to pitch a murder mystery series involving a) haunted forest, b) small town, c) corrupt local cops, d) high school girl, e) cheating adults. Instead of 1 winner, Nflx produced โ€˜em all.

01.08.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A pattern I see over and over on #Netflix series: the quality of the #screenwriting goes downhill fast across episodes. Protagonists do dumb things, or donโ€™t do smart things, or their motivations make no sense, that is, if theyโ€™re even discernible.

/1

01.08.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a *debate* about fascism?

Whatโ€™s to debate?

01.08.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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