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we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu) https://github.com/thoughtpolice / overengineering @ersc.io / #jj-vcs maintainer

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Toddler hospitalized with respiratory failure was returned to ICE detention without prescribed medication, lawsuit says The 18-month-old was sent back to a South Texas facility after days in intensive care with severe respiratory distress, according to a federal lawsuit.

NEW: A baby held in immigration detention became so sick, she had to be rushed to a hospital in severe respiratory distress.

β€œShe was at the brink of dying,” a lawyer told me.

But the girl didn’t go home after her 10-day hospital stay; instead, ICE put her and her mother back in lock up at Dilley.

07.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2616    πŸ” 1849    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 224

This deserves to be spread as far and wide as what happened to Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

apnews.com/article/immi...

07.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

"ok fine, but surely you can agree that..." no, i cannot. i lost that capability in a terrible accident as a child

07.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's just scienceslop bro. you only think that because you used the scientific method to come to a conclusion based on empirical observations

07.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of people profess things such as "science rules, bitch" and shit like that. and then you talk to them and they basically engage with "science" only as a dictionary full of words for them to insert into their own fairy tales

07.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

whenever i read half the shit on lobsters it is as if all the people on it were just trained wrong, as a joke, much like the guy from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

07.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh i agree. though, this particular joke was the result of the fedora debate on it coming up in the jj discord (and something about it triggered this onion bit in my memory)

07.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah just as a consequence of being able to accurately profile e.g. i think the fedora folks went on to then make optimizations thanks to the frame pointer defaults changing

07.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just noticed the chyron. "Well Water Still Tastes like Toddler" lol

07.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[guy who has only ever cared or thought about open-source software shit] I'm getting a lot of open-source vibes from this...

21.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when you have discussions about omitting frame pointers

06.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

very cool post man. however, i have one problem. it doesn't conform to exactly what i expected, so

06.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My name is Carl Moon

05.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

here's a gg update to go with it!

github.com/gulbanana/gg...

05.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Release v0.38.0 Β· jj-vcs/jj About jj is a Git-compatible version control system that is both simple and powerful. See the installation instructions to get started. Release highlights Per-repo and per-workspace config is now ...

v0.38.0 is out!

github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...

05.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The Newest Decepticon: The Next Transformers Movie Will Introduce An Evil Robot That Turns Into A Shuttle That Takes At-Risk Elderly People Directly To The Casino

The Newest Decepticon: The Next Transformers Movie Will Introduce An Evil Robot That Turns Into A Shuttle That Takes At-Risk Elderly People Directly To The Casino

this is one of my favorite clickholes of all time. i think about this bit at least once a week

05.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"

04.02.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9

no. fire at will

04.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For folks who want to come talk Jujutsu, we're on Discord!

04.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this was like 90% motivated by heatmap view, bc the victorialogs grafana plugin does not support histograms for heatmap viz, without some insanely complicated set of transforms. huge omission imo but whatever

30.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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small weekly after-hours vibe project, a local clone of honeycomb.io but using victorialogs as the underlying event store for wide-event style uses. gonna try and handle trace sampling & exemplars this weekend, maybe

30.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[push notif that $20,000 was taken from my bank] Ah, well. We all make mistakes sometimes

30.01.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry babe that's my bad. I didn't realize connecting my bank to an extremely pliable chatbot actually would do anything.

30.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I simply hooked up my bank account and social media to a tamogotchi. Hopefully this isn't going to end badly

30.01.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rugpulled by clawdbot/moltbot is crazy work

30.01.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey man, cool idea of yours. do you mind if i misrepresent it to some of the most annoying people alive

09.01.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

people say they hate slop. but they love linux, which is the ultimate poweruserslop. very interesting

28.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure i wrote this after reading some really stupid shit on hacker news or lobsters lol. (or at least, that's now its purpose anytime i want to subtweet posting sites)

27.01.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you want to be good at computer programming the first thing you should do is NOT write any computer programs. you should post 50 times a day. only then is there any chance that people will call you a Good Boy and put Treats in your mouth; and this is the most noble of pursuit of knowledge

11.08.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Im an ocean away worried sick about them and then they text me "saw one crying in his car just now lol"

26.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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