Skelegan

chronological timelines are better than algorithmically generated ones for many reasons, but I especially love when someone I follow has banged out a 30 post thread I'm not interested in and it's the first thing on the feed because I get to then close bluesky and try again later

Also like yetis are furry? Trump is basically bald I don't see it

There's a dang yeti in the Whitehouse!

Cool bi lady: "hey do you want to come watch the sexy vampire movie with me and my lesbian friends?"

Egg Skelegan: "uh probably shouldn't I'm not due to realize I'm trans for 3 MORE YEARS SOMEHOW"

A few years ago a girl I matched with on bumble asked at like 10 pm if I had an HDMI cable I could bring over because she and her roommates were trying to watch twilight and I said: "I don't think I have one we just use the Chromecast to watch stuff on the TV." Incredible fumble on my part.

Top 5 film genres:

- Dirtbag butch crime thriller

- Slasher that's a hang out movie for most of the runtime

- Romance where the leads are incapable of accepting love

- Monster movie about a tortured outcast who is also a little hot?

- Sci-fi about the struggle to be seen as a full person

All their sentences need to be punctuated by "nyah" and "see" and they need to stick the little cards in their hats.

People on this website will say anything. "Marjorie Taylor Greene is moderating." No she isn't. That's not true.

I didn't even see the baby at first, what is this photo composition? Love to put my infant child on the ground and sit 15 feet away not watching them.

DMing the girl who ghosted you to ask if she at least thinks the estrogen made you hot

Great question! No one would ever threaten to feed me into a wood chipper for defending pedophilia because I wouldn't defend pedophilia!

My favorite part was when Frankenstein said "it's Franken time" and then he steined all over those guys

I love skin care, every day I slather my face in strange goos and head out into the evil cold air. It dries out all day like I'm losing hit points to a curse, then I get home and replenish them with more goo.

Big "one day a real rain is gonna fall" day

Time to play everyone's favorite game: Is! She! Not! Interested! Or! Is! She! Just! Busy!?!?!

Giant goth boy with sad eyes. Elizabeth should've tried giving him estrogen, you know like for science

Bisexual In the sense that I am attracted to most women and Frankenstein's monster

It is officially blanket season. Enjoy the next several months of constant hovering between sleep and waking while they last. I plan to drink half a cup of tea and then forget the mug somewhere every day from here until the solstice.

"That's a great question: of course it does! I'm a ruiner! I ruin!" - Fetterman probably

Republicans have been reeling around all week in a daze as the vibes noticeably shift for the better for the first time all year, so it's time for the Senate Dems to put some wind back in those sails

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Eggs these days will never know the joys of posting so much deranged shit on your finsta that an actual manic pixie dream girl (derogatory) slides into your dms to sweep you up in the most stilted situationship/bender/gender crisis/science experiment the world has ever seen

He's such a snivelling little shit

Hmm that's interesting that you, Jesse Singal, think there are more important issues than trans kids playing sports. if that's the case I wonder why you, Jesse Singal, have devoted literally every waking moment of your life to attacking said children?

I'm a lesbian and I need shit to put on the carabiner or it looks stupid, next question

For the romantics out there

In my girlfailure era. My flame out splash out age. My ground into double play epoch. My Houston what is this bitch's problem millennium.

I really wish I could feel like a normal person for like a day maybe

They should invent winter where it doesn't get dark at 3pm

I think of him as dead. He was a tremendously unhappy person, he's at peace now and that's for the best.