Simulacrum

Tweet from Twitter user @themagic_tophat that reads: So, the protocol isn’t public which is terrible. But it’s as follows: Towels can be used to dry balls before throw ins in the PL. But… both teams must agree. The default is no towels. If both teams agree, towels must be placed around the pitch evenly and available for both teams. That was not the case yesterday - I assume Newcastle said no. Cala used Pope’s towel which is not permitted. However, what I don’t know is if the GKs are permitted towels separately. I think they are.

Fortunately Australia has already beaten SA and qualified for the WC so us Aussies don't have to worry too much about this. As a Gooner though 😬

Atticus, a ginger kitten.

Found a picture from 2007 of said kitten

Can you see a future in which Arteta finally gets Sesko for one of his rehabilitation projects in a few years? Presumably after he's "failed" at ManU and they get rid of him on the cheap?

Many years ago I lived with a girl who snuck a ginger kitten into our share house and he destroyed 2 pairs of my favourite sennheiser headphones with this sort of behaviour haha. Nevertheless I was very fond of that kleine Scheiße.

YouTube video by Behind the Bastards Part One: The Birth of the Anti-Vaccine Movement | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

Wait... of course they've already done it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8V...

@nanami.codes Behind the Bastards podcast episode?

This is why groovy is superior, you can just write `def` and then only find out it's wrong when it blows up at runtime.

Agreed, I had his watch alongs going alongside some Arsenal games last season (can't stand the official intl commentators, they always seem so biased against Arsenal) and he was always pretty even handed IMHO.

Come to the southern hemisphere! We don't have humidity. Or summer.

Hurtigruten Scandinavian Film Festival returns July - August Hurtigruten Scandinavian Film Festival returns in July-August with films from the Nordic region, showing at Palace, Luna Palace & Palace Nova Cinemas.

❤️ the beans!

Hey @nanami.codes are there any movies on here you'd recommend: scandinavianfilmfestival.com/films

Just finished rewatching 28 days later in preparation for seeing 28 years later tomorrow!

I also recently watched a Norwegian film about getting a boyfie, called "the tundra within". Maybe there's some tips for your quest in there?

I have some rats or mice in the backyard that eat all the fruit off my fruit trees, can I borrow the girls next?

I got some embedded postgres test action going on... Because I set it up before test containers was even a glimmer in it's Daddy's eye. I'd like to think it's faster than a container but I've never measured it.

❤️ what a cutie

One of my dogs has glaucoma, is already blind in one eye (which is totally my fault cause I took too long to take her to the vet) and now is prescribed 2x eye drops per day which I'm constantly forgetting. So I'm with you on the feeling guilty thing.

Tell us about First Cat?

To be fair it's actually Loki's fault so only very indirectly your fault

I just read the Wikipedia article about it and it turns out 13 being unlucky is actually your fault.

I haven't owned a cat in a long time but as I recall it's the potential to possibly go through the door that is critically important to catkin.

Happy birthyay Lily! I ❤️ her big yellow eyes and her feisty personality

I'm annoyed this so called "bundes"liga has injured the Socceroos captain with two massive WCQs to play

4-4-facking-2 is back, baby

Don't let your dreams be dreams! You just need a pixie cut and some spicy boyfriend ASMR and you'll get there, I believe in you!

Yay! physical media maxxing! I enjoyed pearl and X, but I need to catch up on girl, interrupted (only 25 years late on that one)

This just gives you the opportunity to pull out some physical movie you've been meaning to watch for a while but haven't got around to yet. You are physical mediapilled and qualitymaxxing, right?

Blatant dive, VAR should have overturned, justice served with the save

The solution is obviously to become nocturnal yourself.

Australia, somehow we got ourselves a spot in 2015 and people here unironically love it. My favourite part is when everyone gives the poms nil points.

Just listened to our entry and it's probably for the best we're not in the final 🤣

Do all the Nordic countries just give each other high marks regardless of quality?