Scott Mabbutt

Ugh 2 things I’ll need to shave for in coming year.

Mask fit test
General Anaesthetic

a red white and green flag with a white cross on it ALT: a red white and green flag with a white cross on it

I’m banging on about how good Bilbao is to visit to anyone who’ll listen at work.

One colleague of mine:

“if I had to peg anyone in this department as a Basque separatist, It’d be you”

Thanks?

Day 1 using new computer system and it’s actually ok.

However the AI powered cyborgs can pry my handwritten jobs tick box list from my cold obsolete hands.

And there’s often no tips or tricks past “git gud” and grind.

Not knowing how to call in sick is a shit reason not to call in sick.

#presenteeism guy

Zacks cutz

What’s the Green Party social media team been up to today….?

When Periods Stop : Understanding Functional Hypothalamic Amenorrhea (FHA) Why this under-recognized condition deserves more attention–and how you can help researchers close the data gap

Functional hypothalamic amenorrhea is an understudied condition. Please help me get two important studies filled by spreading the word! open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...

It may have cost me 180 hours and a marriage but I COMPLETED ELDEN RING

Anyone want to come with me to Mark Vidukas coffee shop in Zagreb. Looks proper nice views.

The mute reply button is so good on bluesky.

I’m not looking for a dialogue bab unless it’s gratuitous praise so off you toddle.

TikTok is good. For Rory Delap long throw compilations and that only.

OH. HEY, BABY, REMEMBER ME?

Me crashing out and coming back to tweet.

Critical mass of people loving Halloween on my socials this year.

Hypothetically if I was the Green MP for Walsall and Bloxwich in 2029, you’d expect a tight reign on the intakes expenses and housing. And I wouldn’t own multiple homes!

It also speaks to the class of people who are Labour MPs.

They’re rent seekers and property owners and therefore inherently at odds with the majority of people they seek to represent.

Me in a denim jacket

Can’t believe I waited 35 years to buy another denim jacket.

Admitting that you use genAI should be as embarrassing and off-putting as confessing that you fuck sheep.

One way to know that genAI is an instrument of fascism is: look at what else these people publicly express with zero sense of shame.

Is it not a European holiday until you’ve spent €100 on knock off football shirts from bossmen?

I love Bilbao by the way.

*Johan Curtice voice*

Currently having a lovely holiday and therefore not miserable enough to be funny on a microblogging site.

Lily Allen dropping an album about non-monogamy and her marriage breaking down is going to get 🌟 deeped 🌟 on my next commute to work.

👀

€35 for the breakfast buffet

Me:

I call the big one bitey

Turns out wanting to order my drinks from a human makes me a boomer.

Anti-clanker sentiment

Turns out I’m a nasty lil bish and it’s ok 🤣

But I’m using my whole ass

NO OFFENSE, HOMERBUT YOUR HALF-ASSED UNDERPARENTING WAS A LOT MORE FUN THAN YOUR HALF-ASSED OVERPARENTING.

My kids when I try to do activities with them.

Capitalism is SOOOO good that the poor people can’t help but expect the same from governments is the shortest sighted take I’ve read in the ft.

My MO for this weekend mostly in the hospital and away from my guys. Sleep. Whenever I can. Lots of it.

I’m clearly using TikTok a lot less cos I’ve only just seen my first Spooky Lake Month video.