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Urging anyone, especially kids/their parents, who are eligible for flu vaccination (or covid, but recognise this is ridiculously limited this year) to please get it ASAP.

Horrible, potentially deadly strains going round, please get vaccinated.

Everytime I hear his horrible nasally whine repeating the same awful one-liner his aide has written this is all I see.

I personally think that Wes Streeting should be [removed at lawyer's request] fucking wood chipper

Correlation is not causation but I think the rise in axe throwing popularity is not wholly independent to the visibility of awful billionaires.

I’m not adverse to this.

Too much social change is happening because a handful of billionaires got on Twitter and couldn’t believe the plebs could talk back to them

I'm pretty sure they utilised a local farmer and a tractor, but lots of concern over the contents of the van.

Dan feels like an example of why there should be a Sexual Welfare Officer.

Strikes announced ✅
Holiday booked ✅

Hope Wes keeps being a cunt tbh, cos my winter ED rota is disgusting and a few days In The Sun are going to be very welcome.

Honestly, I refer patients to specialists so they can see SPECIALISTS. Not people less qualified in medicine than I am.

The sense of pride I got at seeing clothes I donated being chosen for the charity shop display window is probably more than I felt when I graduated 😅

It feels just a tad unfair that when the insomnia is raging, it also demands to be fed in the region of 3000cals a night so I’m not just exhausted, I can be exhausted AND fat.

We're not at the level of augmentation where we're referring to my cunt as "The Machine" she's merely "Genetically Enhanced"

Got a spot of the scanxiety-induced insomnia.
1. Hate being a patient
2. Hate being patient
3. Hate people with overly large fingers doing a job which should only be done by people with delicate fingers.
4. Don't like needles when I'm the pin-cushion.

Send cute pics/noods/dogs (not nood dogs)

If you’re taking pictures of homeless people and using them for social media clout you are a cunt of the highest order.

PARTICULARLY if you are doing it under the pretence of being scared by sleeping, vulnerable humans. You get the St George’s Cross of Cuntery, first division.

I’m going to coin a law - call it Maugham’s First Law - and it is that nothing Wes Streeting ever says turns out to be true. 🧵

Bought tickets for My Chemical Romance at Wembley and will be cultivating my fringe for the next six months.

Can someone pass the black hairdye and eyeliner?

Double gin and tonic

I was the bravest girl at the dentist and have earned every drop of these (with straw to avoid dribbling issues)

A letter from Amazon containing a kids activity pack and gift book

Bought so much stuff for my niece Amazon now thinks I have a child at home.

I think I missed the freshers week session where we were given the gift of clairvoyance regarding the overall economic outlook, inflation and pay.

Was probs hungover tbh.

I don’t know how to explain to the “they knew the terms and conditions” brigade that when we apply to medical school we don’t get a free trip in the TARDIS to check out the working terms & conditions +/- deadly pandemics in 5-10 years time.

Wes is lying about drs support for these strikes.

We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members.

As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.”

A pay dispute requires a pay deal.

I don't really understand how @thekingsfund.bsky.social thinks this is acceptable.

Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence.
GP registrars are not GPs.
This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social

⬆️ Population
⬇️ GPs

Patients want doctors.

Threads is the most depressing place on the internet and frankly I’d support just burning it down.

It should be illegal to have to get out of bed when it’s cold.

Only snuggles and warm snoozes please.

Hahaaa, it's seven years old so it has *a* smell, but not the one you're thinking of.

A second-hand but new to me white car.

NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY
NEW CAR DAY

A new start after 60: I realised I had autism – and suddenly my life made sense. I have never been so happy After decades of loneliness and depression, Cathleen Caffrey had come to think of herself as a bad person. Then she learned about others who had struggled to fit in …

FAO the “functioned perfectly fine until now, don’t know what benefit a diagnosis will bring” brigade, including (unfortunately) a not insignificant amount of HCPs:
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Over on X we have MPs posting deepfake AI videos of their opponents at the dispatch box.

People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A

Setting out on a weekend of errands and family commitments, which involve me driving to and thoroughly entering almost all the shit towns in the North West.

If you're a shit town in the North West of England, please have your papers ready to present and I will penetrate you forthwith.