From the Austin Powers Operation Trivia manual Text reads: Teach Your Computer How to Shag! Austin Powers Operation: Trivia can be played on an IBM PC or compatible running Windows 95 or Windows 98, or on an Apple PowerMac, Apple G3, or Apple iMac computer. You must leave the Austin Powers Operation: Trivia CD-ROM in the drive to play the game. You do not use the mouse to play the game. computers must meet or exceed the WindoWS following system requirements: • A Pentium 90 or faster processor • 16MB RAM • 50MB of free hard disk space • 4X (or faster) CD-ROM drive • A display capable of at least 640x480 and 256 colors • A Sound Blaster 16 or compatible 16-bit sound card Before you install the game, turn off all anti-virus protection. Only sailors use protection, baby! Insert the CD-ROM into the drive. If you have the Windows Autoplay feature turned on, the installer will start automatically. Follow the onscreen prompts to complete the installation. lE you do not have Autoplay turned on, use Windows Explorer to browse the contents of the CD-ROM (the CD-ROM drive is usually drive D:) and double-click on the installer named setup.exe. Follow the onscreen prompts to complete the installation.

Austin Powers Operation: Trivia (PC / Berkeley Systems / 1999) - Teach Your Computer How to Shag

BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy

"she's not gonna fuck you bro"

she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough

people love to start a Teams meeting two, three, seven minutes early, and it's a real "I'm happy for you or sorry about all that" situation for me, like I will see you at 3:00 and not before

pirate, who is translating for his pets, who are judging a talent show: that's a no from me dog

Me: Happy St. Patrick's day!

My snake roommate:...Wow.

Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-

Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

if you type /pizza in EQ II now, it just brings up a Google image search for pizza

bearded dragon taking a little bath in the sink

look at this little guy

Based Hellboy.

Monday thought:

Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough

oh my god you guys, you never told me your mom was in stardew valley

I went to a restaurant and ordered the surf and turf but they must have misheard my order because it was a lovely NY Strip followed by a horrible entitled wealthy woman lecturing me about how oppressed she is.

I’ll never understand why the Communist Manifesto is so unanimously accepted as the cornerstone piece of anti-capitalist literature when Hungry Hungry Hippos exists

A screenshot of the old dungeon crawler game Castle of the Winds, saying “There’s no room in your Large Pack” over and over again

There’s no room in your Large Pack

Cooltrainer in the Ever Grande Pokemon Center: "If you've come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?"

Every day I feel like I woke up in the wrong world.

I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.

Mormon ISIS is one of the better case scenarios right now

Musk has already stolen so much from us

- Grimes
- funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face
- space travel being cool
- electric vehicles being cool
- an entire letter of the alphabet being cool
- sex itself being cool

now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation

Good heavens! How did you get in here!? Guards!

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

I have a question for all my friends:

i love that metal gear solid's considered a stealth game when all the bosses require direct combat, take up half the game and one of them has you running around a tank tossing grenades in it.

i say this endearingly.

Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl

normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."

Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."

snake: "doors?"