Alan Smithee, First of His Name, ANTIFA Soup Grenadier

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Thanks to the Constitution, The President of the United States is literally the last person in the country allowed to tell a reporter to be quiet. A shame that the press has contracted congressional spinelessness disorder.

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me

Subpoena Bill Barr. Subpoena Elon Musk. Hell, Subpoena Jeff Sessions.

I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.

At this rate, if Trump pardons those Thanksgiving turkeys we have to assume they're in the Epstein files with him.

...and the only reason they had a falling out was because they couldn't agree on how to share their underage girls.

I guess we know what made him Slick Willie.

The weirdest people.

Just unhinged homeschooler behaviour.

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How many of Trump's Epstein co-conspirators got ambassadorships and how many went to non-extradition countries?

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

That sick feeling you get when you realize that MAGA would let Trump keeping fucking kids if their gas was just a little cheaper.

Megyn Kelly is what happens when you're too morally bankrupt and dumb to be on Fox News.

Feels like a good time to remind everyone that every time democrats across the US try to introduce legislation to ban child marriage the Republicans stop it.

You might remember the B.C. white nationalist conference I covered a few months back, Exiles of the Golden Age.

Well, @antihate.ca just identified 18 attendees -- and CBC got two more.

Naturally, these dudes have been crashing out.

So I gathered some favourites for your viewing pleasure:

Nothing says I'm not involved like revealing insider information.

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.

Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.

Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

And what leverage did he share with Putin?

“Mr. President, what leverage did Jeffrey Epstein think he had over you?”

Every day, forever

American Airlines has a powerful lobby.

Maybe he can ask Argentina for the money back.

She also believes the moon landing was faked, so maybe she's simply a dullard.

How could they hand over the creative reins to a man who has no issues revealing his lack of creativity?

🚨 NEW: ADP report: U.S. LOST an average of 11,000 jobs per week in October 2025.

Let’s compare, shall we:

In 2024, the economy ADDED about 2.2 million jobs in 2024 — an average monthly GAIN of 186,000.

From steady climb to sudden slide.

Every day he throws himself a Bar Mitzvah. There are lavish gifts, bad speeches, and disco music.

This time will be different, Chuck.