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A large roll of industrial sized toilet paper sits next to a nearly used up roll of industrial sized toilet paper on the assistance handrail next to the toilet in a public restroom

a multi-million dollar corporation folks

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

oh you haven’t? you should try it sometime he lets you lead and has really soft hands

this holiday season I’d like to remind everyone that The Beatles are ass and their christmas song sucks dog eggs

siri, mapquest me to the nearest hom depote

🫡

sounds more like aggressive encouragement

make one up nobody cares nothing is real

a solid employment reference

be trash

heads up for the new buckaroos, this is who you’ve hitched your wagon to

aww snap 996

a young boy wearing a cowboy hat is making a funny face . Alt: A precocious young boy wearing his baseball cap askew, a little rascal if you will, smiles and places his hands under his chin in an “aww shucks” fashion

aww shucks

come on y’all don’t you remember posters madness?!

simply ruining a wonderful christmas time

man invites were cool as hell what a big fuck up losing those was huh

Doc Brown filling the Delorean with garbage but it’s me eating all the random shit I bought from the clearance shelf on my break

oh shit I’m 8 away from 1000 followers and I’ve been around here long enough to remember when that used to mean something

this mf lookin like the mobster gremlin

this holiday season I’d like to remind everyone that The Beatles are ass and their christmas song sucks dog eggs

I say we just stop having awards shows and let everyone assume everything they make is shit

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

oh you haven’t? you should try it sometime he lets you lead and has really soft hands

CLASSIC PORK

when pork be actin all porky that’s

aww man now I’m still not gonna watch the new naked gun movie

send an angry letter

walmart brahmas?

big natural!

A mug full of espresso and steamed milk. The milk has been poured in the shape of a wrinkly squat little dick and balls

just got an espresso machine and mastered the milk chode in one try

hey chatpgt can you generate me an image of all of the ai weirdo freak losers sitting on a steel beam above New York. and make sure zuck looks like a dipshit intern that no one wants to talk to

A room with many musical instruments. On one walk a Wurlitzer piano with flute and trumpet cases resting on top. Caddy corner from that is desk with various keyboards, synthesizers, mouth instruments, and mixers. Next to that is a peg board with guitars and hand built instruments and various accessories all over it. It’s all softly lit with the pads of the electrical instruments illuminating

I don’t like to call myself a musician but there are signs

just concluded a 4 day full body oil mask

and by that I mean I hyper fixated on a project for half a week and didn’t shower until right before I had to go back to work