TC Aaaahhhhhhh!

if I had contempt for this judicial body would you hold it against me, your honor

I feel you there and appreciate that. I don’t post local stuff often and you’re the first cat I think of on here from the area with reach and a good head

early morning reports and info is dubious. will delete thanks for checking in!

hey @nora.zone wanna boost this? hate to ask but I’m a nobody and I figure this needs to get seen by a few more people than I can reach

vampires would be struggling with today’s modern blood what with all the auto immune diseases, antidepressant medications, and micro plastics

I mean fish have a hard enough time with our piss

just a sec honey I’m posting chode

shit we need to get paid for this

New idea: a story about the impending extinction of vampires due to pollution of their food sources, from the POV of the last surviving vamp.

without downloading anything where are you mentally right now

vampires would be struggling with today’s modern blood what with all the auto immune diseases, antidepressant medications, and micro plastics

I mean fish have a hard enough time with our piss

got my mind on my munchies and my munchies on my mind

people are always like “you’d rather drive?” and I’m like “yeah dawg, I like to actually enjoy traveling”

need to get that guy some aloe vera

I already have a mastodon accnt

I set it up like 3 years ago

gotta say

no thank you

nah dawg that’s just intermittent fasting it’s cool

👋👋👋

unfortch

did you forget the foreplay (milk and cookies)

tom wanted you to create your own space. a place your friends and family could visit and say hello

everyone else wants you to “build a timeline” or “make a feed” or “post content”

fuck that

why is everyone who builds a social media platform who’s not myspace tom a baby assed bitch?

made the mistake of doing this in front of my partner last year and yikes

he looks like one of those thumb guys from the Spy Kids movies

It was cool knowing some of you

@bsky.app

how often do you think they update the topographical maps in the Dragon Ball universe?

this place isn’t even that innovative at face value

for all his stupid narcissism at least squabbles Jay had a cool idea that made posting fun

@bsky.support will I get in trouble if I ask jay this question?

BIG BABY

my big fat greek uncle

A brown blanket with autumnal flourishes lays rumpled in a chair. Just poking out from beneath the folded edge a sleepy little tortoise shell calico kitty head pokes out