TinCan

high risk high reward

I’ve got a lot of money riding on the puppy bowl this year so don’t even think of asking me about the fucking super bowl

so if I’m understanding this correctly, we get 6 more weeks of football if Bad Bunny sees his shadow tomorrow during the halftime show?

my favorite Olympic event is when they ride their bones down an ice slide at break neck speed

have a video of my very handsome shadow playing harmonica

Nothing Is Real
Be Trash
Make Weird Shit

lmao fuckin gottem

BAWLS

personally I don’t think it’s very patriotic to kick a ball at an oceanic bird but I guess this is America

so if I’m understanding this correctly, we get 6 more weeks of football if Bad Bunny sees his shadow tomorrow during the halftime show?

more like the sub-par bowl amirite?

I’ve got a lot of money riding on the puppy bowl this year so don’t even think of asking me about the fucking super bowl

how does this baby look like 90% of the graduates of Pima Nursing Institute?

that set is fresh as hell tho

not my inside bones! if it is someone’s inside bones it better be either their inside bones or the inside bones of a trusted colleague at least I’d hope

have a video of my very handsome shadow playing harmonica

you know. the bones one. the one with the bones

my favorite Olympic event is when they ride their bones down an ice slide at break neck speed

wailing on my harmonica while cruising through The Rez after midnight

wailing on my harmonica while cruising through The Rez after midnight

I refuse to watch football until all the players on the team are locals of the city it represents

I don’t understand it but I respect their lifestyles

maaaaaan I just be posting smoking cigarettes and having a good time with my harmonica on the World Wide Web I don’t know what more you could want

what do they curl?

I know they’re in Italy if that helps

which Olympic sport are you excited to pretend to care about?

I’ve looked thank you

as an American I’m very proud of the rest of the world for booing the vice president of the USofA at the Olympics. that guy sucks

let me find my coconut drums

as an American I’m 100% into the idea of our roadways becoming as chaotic as the ones in Southeast Asia instead of just stupid like they are now