A Weird Bug

The ultimate insult in Sound Voltex is getting an A+ and failing. Oh it’s only one A? Not three As? Not even a mere AA+? Begone with this amateur play

The Golden Cobra Challenge 2025 is NOW LIVE!

Get your gamesss in by October 13th!

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Beastfly Problems Saturday

A long sandwich wrapper with an image of a giant sandwich and the bold word DELICIOUS! in the background there are faint words for the many terms for giant sandwich such as hero, sub, grinder, hoagie

This is the ideal sandwich wrapper

The box for a CRKD brand guitar hero controller. The full brand name is CRKD Les Paul Blueberry Burst Pro Edition

New rhythm game controller time!

I had no idea Baroque was originally a Saturn game! My buddies and I played the PS2 remake and would gather together to exchange notes and try to make sense of the story and share our most embarrassing deaths

I am approachable. You can approach me, i am definitely not inputting the motion for a command grab *jumps a little* ignore that

ESPN starting the day strong with one hell of a take; the ttrpg discourse will burn for days and be visible for miles.

shit, we haven't invented the football game of the future yet. we don't even have a statue of sir walter raleigh on a field yet

“I’ll always be your friend”

First published as “I’m not your friend”

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mot from SMT nocturne wins an daytime emmy for a guest run on general hospital ////////// (clip from the show) MOT: EEENGH MAURICE BERNARD: DAMN YOU! (clip ends, fades to wide of mot hovering near the front row in the auditorium as applause rings out) (mot floats towards the stage, single hand emerges from the coffin to accept the award) V.O: This is the third Emmy Mot has won in recent years, starting with his appearance on AMC's Better Call Saul and The Rookie on ABC" (mot turns to podium) EEENGH (mot casts beast eye, extending speech) URRRRGH (mot casts makakaja buffing his magic attack) EEENGH (mot casts beast eye) EEENGH (beast eye) URRRRGH (makakaja) URRRRGH (makakaja) NGGGHHH (mot casts megidolaon, all in attendance take severe almighty damage) NGGGHHH (megidolaon again)

Clair Obscur spin-off thats a Gestral city builder but you can’t stop them from fighting, you just have to manage around it

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Today I saw the boardgame title "Finspan: A Wingspan Game" and I thought the name was funny enough that I wanted to pitch my 2010's MLB Player version DenardSpan: A Wingspan Game

great news about egg! egg is all better

The golden cobras have been one of my favorite events and archives in roleplaying and I encourage folks to give it a shot, especially if you’ve never written a freeform game before!

I’ll be working on something for it too!

I have a category of game when I can’t get a bad idea out of my head called

Petty
Artist’s
Unhinged and
Lackluster

Bad
Live
Action
Role
Playing

One day I want to either publish a collection or run a jam for creating PAUL BLARPs

I GENUINELY DID NOT KNOW THE CURSE OF THE COLONEL WOULD BE BROKEN MERE DAYS AFTER POSTING THIS

anime twink with antlers, wings, and grotesque limbs offers a refuge to tiny owls with strangely humanist faces. But let’s be real all owl faces are strange.

Monstrous bug human hybrid creature erupts out of a human heart, spraying viscera everywhere. (This one is my favorite shhhh)

Here’s some bonus ones. A friend once said the green one “looked like some Elfquest thing” and I have yet to repay the favor.

Anime werewolf boy in a leather jacket in front of a sparking full moon

Spider lady with many arms and eyes doing some kind of abstract seamstress work

Anime boy with too many eyes holding a black widow with snakes in the background

Anime person wearing a Venus fly trap hat holding a human heart and surrounded by carnivorous plants

Packing for a trip and looking at all my omocat shirts and remembering how each one has attracted a very different type of comment over the years

Curse of the Colonel - Wikipedia

Was looking into the Japanese baseball hall of fame and a few clicks later I’m learning about the time a Japanese team was cursed by the ghost of Colonel Sanders after fans threw a statue of him into a canal during a celebration en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_o...

If you would like the cornbread recipe I use here it is. Got it from someone in college whose family made incredible meals. Maybe you’ll like it too!

One of my biggest mundane stances is that if I have a big fluffy canine tail, it should wag when I walk

There’s supposed to a video here so imagine I’m in my Haida from aggretsuko cosplay and you’ll get the idea

Today I finished the Angry Triangle which the Lego company simulated how powerful a mantis is by using revolvers for feet.

Wtf is this junk mail asking me

Chosted some of Kitty’s Zune Memories

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Built another guy at the GUYFORGE

The first bar joke I ever remembered was

“A termite walks into a bar and asks hey where’s the bar tender?”