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πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ postin & dissost-in πŸ₯Έ writer, artist, designer 🌝 big-boned bitch from BFE

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Pantone names its Color of the Year for 2026 | CNN Capturing the cultural zeitgeist and trends for the year ahead is a tricky business. But every year, the Pantone Color Institute chooses a color to do precisely that. And it has settled on a shade of ...

I wish jokes were still just jokes www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/s...

05.12.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

05.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12791    πŸ” 3009    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 107

this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child

04.12.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9591    πŸ” 1352    πŸ’¬ 413    πŸ“Œ 59

Pantone color of the year is white.

This isn’t a story in The Onion.

Real life is so much more ridiculous than parody.

05.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny you say that considering you literally voted for the Leiken reiley act, are working to strip legal rights from your constituents and pal around with literal fascists like alpha news as we can see in this picture of you. Angie you’re a liar who’s working with Nazis. Stfu

04.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The people smiling and nodding while Trump makes racist comments about Somali folks

04.12.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œIf you call us Nazis we will just go be Nazis” was bs all along bc they *are Nazis* like some of us said 10 years ago and I hope y’all are done playing now bc there’s only one way to deal with Nazis and it’s not to wait until they drive a steamroller over your fucking face

04.12.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days. The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally β€” almost certainly incomplete β€” includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...

Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.

They’ve had their necks kneeled on.

They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.

At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.

04.12.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5083    πŸ” 3021    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 189

Yes yes horrifying and once we’ve swallowed the little bit of puke we just burped up can we pause for a moment to ponder how in the ever loving fuck bullets can be said to *smack*?

04.12.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are never going to get a civil rights museum or just a general African American history museum in this city because our thieves and grifters can't let us have one nice thing.

04.12.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ‘‹ howdy! Happy to help if called on 🫑

04.12.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is standing in front of an american flag and making a funny face . Alt: Saluting as hard as she can
04.12.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool thing to hear an opposition leader say the day after the president refers to somalis as β€œgarbage” bsky.app/profile/atru...

03.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1048    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 15
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It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.

02.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6400    πŸ” 1511    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 106
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Opinion | Trey Reed’s Family Deserved More Than a Headline. Truth, Not Rumors. Erica Powe writes about Trey Reed’s death, her thoughts as a mother of two sons and why Trey Reed’s family deserved to have his story told properly.

OPINION: "Trey Reed was a 21-year-old college student at Delta State University. Full of hope. Full of life. Found hanging on his campus. His family left with grief, questions and a silence from officials that no parent deserves," Erica Powe writes.

03.12.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Rich Lowry is a bigoted piece of shit whose existence makes America a worse place. He's vapid patrician gentility used to mask gutter racism. He's a Brooks Brothers pocket square used to wipe Nick Fuentes' ass.

02.12.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3298    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 28

What does it say about this country that that the kind of open, rank bigotry Trump administration officials regularly express towards black immigrants apparently has no social cost because of the number of Americans who quietly agree or don't care.

03.12.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6057    πŸ” 1546    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 94

rest in power to the og american quirked up white boy

03.12.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are in line to make your retirement announcement from the house please stay in line.

03.12.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 596    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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To give you an idea of how ridiculous the gerrymandering in Nashville is, here’s our district. They diluted a third of Nashville into a rural area about 50 times as large that extends north to the Kentucky border and about a third of the length of the state to the east.

03.12.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 959    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 24

My fucking heart is going to explode

03.12.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The code in all of them

02.12.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s still the best one I’ve met but something is wrong with the code

02.12.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy are men lonely?!”

Because they make it so

02.12.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus is everywhere, including in the bloody pile of infant foreskins under Matt Walsh’s bed

02.12.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a large explosion in the desert with a blue sky in the background Alt: For my next trick, nukes

I made my husband go to therapy to talk about boundaries and today he busted into my office to complain about his therapist and the dogs swarmed in and knocked over the humidifier and it spilled everywhere including on my books and have I mentioned I’m on deadline and that he knows I’m on deadline

02.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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TODAY IS THE DAY!

GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM

WE GOT THIS!!!!!!


02.12.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7816    πŸ” 2471    πŸ’¬ 281    πŸ“Œ 236

Fun holiday fact: Many people hang an ornament shaped like a pickle on their Christmas trees to remind them of their lord and savior Jesus’s throbbing hog

02.12.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kids Can Press company logo and logo and image of Franklin character with statement text,”Franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin’s name or image, which directly contradicts these values.”

Kids Can Press company logo and logo and image of Franklin character with statement text,”Franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin’s name or image, which directly contradicts these values.”

01.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14959    πŸ” 4005    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 654

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