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im not doing halloween this year so im giving frankenstein Vibes for an event of unclear nature that I'm going to

pov you assembled something from dead body parts & now its ready to Discover Horrors

The best restaurants are run by someone who’s 79 years old and they’re open 2 days a week from 11-3pm

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

it’s just so incredibly sad to me how many ppl don’t give a fuck about the world they occupy and don’t have any sense of curiosity or respect for shit that isn’t like. plastic from amazon

something really erotic about the way braised meat melts in your mouth

it’s really starting to feel like at some point we entered an alternative reality where everything got completely fucked up and evil

it doesn't have to be like this

Pumpkin spice stuff is like only good when it contains pumpkin but sooooo much stuff just doesn't..they are cowards

sorry it october im ectoplasmmaxxing

first patient this morning, i asked for her date of birth & she immediately said "wow, you've got a shiny forehead. it's like floodlights over here! get this girl some powder!"

becoming a top bc I've equipped too many people w the conversational K.O. of being able to tell me "I've been inside you"

i like that bluesky is the unc twitter cuz it means i'm extremely unlikely to ever fall victim to reading a teenager's opinon

Don't forget it is spider season so please remember to be lint or possibly a small piece of dark paper but not a spider, thank you.

i really could not have predicted how often i'd have to use chips as eating utensils in my adulthood

Study of a snake

#daily 46: #study snake

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations, so make sure you order extra boxes of the new rocky road ice cream-inspired Exploremores.

sincerely hoping no one i love ever falls for that one

it's wild to see how many people have been convinced that not wanting to be inconvenienced is a better hill to die on than that of anything they actually believe in

sorry u had a crush on me and then found out How I Am

happy birthday!!

Pic of me pulling cheesecurls out of bag with chopsticks

Itadakimasu

soulsborne games

the an/ya mouth/washing nendroid leaves a Bad taste in my mouth

i think my Problem is that i never get competitive about the right things, it's always about like. giving good head or finishing gross drinks

when you’ve got influencers breaking their backs to deter you from (and tainting) reading about what materially unimpactful activity looks like, how easily a charming moment can neutralize momentum, and how you can be more intentional in your organizing - consider who that benefits.

Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

my cats are so cuddly with each other when i'm home but whenever i check their treat cam while i'm out they're always just hanging out on completely opposite sides of the room. i can't believe they're performative sweetie babies

the first rule you must tell yourself when you are making art is that you are not going to change hearts and minds with your art but it is imperative that you make it anyway