Mylo Grams

No the td was to Adam thielen! I think it was thielens first ever receiving td

I remember that cause I was at that game and It was boring as paint. 1 50 yard td. 5 field goals. 2 non playoff teams. Tix were cheap tho!

High school? Joel Przybilla

College (since about as many kids went there)? Abe silverstein- not known by name, but when jfk asked nasa about going to the moon, he was the one who told him that we could make it before the end of the 1960s

Protesting presidents day by going to work like normal

Later on mentioning "why is this middle school gym teacher so good at basketball?"

Last year in the playoff series my wife said "why did the warriors pick up a middle school gym teach to play for curry being out?" And by god shes right

Micah Parsons gets paid 100 million dollars every 2 years and cant fight through an acl tear

Lindsey Vonn is skiing 70 mph down a mountain without an acl entirely for a monthly stipend and the love of the game

Still have my beautifully unique sparkle ponies which my parents gave ti me for Christmas one year without realizing how left it was. Thank you for their rude awakening (at least to a small extent)

The pohlads were so bad at running businesses they couldnt turn free money into a profit its insane

His moves (trades, free agency) were generally good

It did not overcome his poor drafting

Last Vegas

You know what im keeping it. Unintentional chirp

The last Vegas raiders have traded their pick to the Minnesota vikings in exchange for jj mccarthy and the vikings' 1st round picks in 2026, 2028, 2029, and 2030

With the 1st pick in the 2026 draft, the Minnesota vikings select

Caleb Downs, safety, Ohio State

THEYRE INDOCTRINATING OUR SCHOOLS WITH THE MAYE AGENDA

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

2 folks with offices next to me assuredly, no doubt voted for Trump and they were talking about getting rid of ice the Saturday after the murder of Nicole. Its absurd

Like yeah it's possible Minneapolis is our Alamo. But I don't want an Alamo that fucking sucks. I wanna watch the Vikings and wolves, raise my kids, play music and drink beer. Im not excited about our Alamo is just a stupid necessity now

And id prefer not having to deal with nazis at all than you talking about how cool it was that you punched one

Its similar to the "Renee good and george Floyd were martyrs, they died for a good cause"

No they didnt. They died because of people in power believing they had no consequences.

You punching nazis is good in your city, but id prefer that there were no nazis to punch because we got rid of them all

The try hards at work are gonna be blown away by the lack of mike Zimmer communication with his workplace associates

"I dont plan on robbing a bank as long as i'm given $2 million"

The wall street journal: 'mylo grams rules out robbing bank to help him make his goal of winning $2 million'

Is it a political or topographic map

So first: Blaine

And second, uh punting is more they walk the ball 20 steps down the field and give it to the other team. But we'll need you to tell us if its a good idea or not!

Archie manning finally won a game

>how are you gonna celebrate
>im gonna have a beer!

Cignetti could unironically become indiana governor in 2026

Fernando Mendoza an inspiration for swagless Latinos everywhere 🙌🏽

>the indiana hoosiers are kings of college football!

Literally never said before, including in any ncaa video game too

Chris ill donate but you have to promise youll show up for one of our flag football games cause we need a punter

Unironically I think if curt cignetti ran for governor of indiana in 2026 he would win it

Any Purdue fan with this should be disowned from going to another boilermaker game imagine the red Sox cheering for the yankees

Purdue fans who work anywhere in the state of Indiana are 2 1/2 quarters away from taking PTO for every work day until March 1

For those not as familiar with indiana or only know cbb, you might think of their rivalries being Kentucky or something like that who would be pissed if they won the natty

I cannot stress enough how every Purdue fan youve ever known is seething, praying for IU losing more than IU is for winning.