Josh

I don’t trust people who don’t appreciate Big Man, The Series.

Meanwhile Glas’ painted strikes are starting his batters out 2-0 thanks to the ump.

We're all so traumatized lol

He’s going to give away a playoff game and we’re all just gonna have to deal with it.

“Those runs aren’t going on my stat line, Dave!”

Honestly it's quite believable - and has been for a good while now.

I actually just wear custom aluminum foil attire (mostly hats) to avoid the need to foil up every new environment.

Just casually testing out hypocritical performative outrage with some fascism mixed in.

WARtvedt

I enjoyed the parts of the game I felt we had a shot.

I’m watching on vacation. I have a beautiful lake fifty feet from this house I’m staying at, but my dumb ass is watching these guys get owned by the Pirates of all teams.

Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now

My body is not cut out to be this furious all the time. I am built for naming dogs Doctor Reginald Pancakes and telling people about the time two bees stung me while I was on the toilet

He’s gonna hit a homer this weekend that’s not particularly impactful on the game but it will buy him another two weeks.

But they’re less successful in a DAWG way.

This is on par with the Stanford Prison Experiment as far as levels of psychological damage being inflicted goes.

Hard to tell if the point is cruelty or hypocrisy sometimes.

At this point I'm convinced he can hit a homer with a rake.

CRAIG HE'S SO GOD DAMNED BAD WHAT THE FUCK

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

I don’t even take other pictures anymore. If I do they’re lost immediately.

It’s wild how even if you do understand that someone having a kid means they take a shit ton more pictures than they did previously, you still don’t understand HOW MANY PICTURES that really is.

No one can say you dropped the ball on that pun.

Do you have this bookmarked, or do you just scroll back one day on your feed every time?

I learned to make a ziti and it was fucking over.

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Don't worry, here comes Esteury Ruiz to save the day with the game on the line.

I thought he was No. 17