Camilo

There are cats in heat outside our house. They are very loud…

Finally showed wife The Fifth Element. She was not impressed. Divorce? Yes/Yes

maybe they think you spout wisdom via LinkedIn posts

Our cats will murder for churu

Real mad that Wheel of Time got cancelled

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A split screen of a woman and a man talking. The top is the woman, saying “What a week, huh?”. The bottom is the man replying “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”

Can I just not come back from Barbados?

Yep, still remember the Lodoss theme. Though I forgot it has some random Italian in the lyrics?

Oh hi cat, what’s that you’re playing with in the corner. A millipede 10x as big as the normal house millipedes that we see? Where’s my flamethrower?

Nostalgia time! Watching Record of Lodoss War. Back in my youth I had one video cassette, I think it was the last two episodes. So now to actually watch it in its entirety. Still remember that theme song.

I think I may have consumed my weight in salt yesterday with all the ham I ate.

"Hello there, Major Kenobi"

It's time to finally acknowledge one of the major structural problems of the Star Wars films: It heavily over-promotes major characters in rank. There's no reason why Obi-Wan Kenobi should be a general in the films; his assignments and actions tag him as a Major at most. Honestly, it's egregious.

Alright, who's idea was it to name everyone after numbers?

gonna keep growing out the beard and see how long before the wife notices

Now entering my Gundam phase

Lifted for the first time in over a month. Good god, I can barely walk and it’s been 2 days

Am I the only one who yells "Seatbelt!" whenever people in a TV show get into a car and don't wear their seatbelts?

that way lies madness and fake cheese products

oh no

Alright, spider bro. Please eat all the other insects and definitely don’t jump on my face while I sleep. I’m counting on you.

Hmmmmmm. Also my wife, hmmmmmmmm

I would love for this cough to let me sleep for more than 5 hours a night

Isn't that Luna's job?

I keep thinking it's freezing outside since I was home all last week and it was cold then. But then I remember that, no, it is tropical outside and it is my current AC settings making me feel cold.

This one is about a big city broadway dancer who gets fired for being too old and goes back to her small town to try and save her parent's bar by putting on a male stripper dance routine

I tried to hold it off as long as I could, but my wife has finally started watching Christmas movies. I'm gonna need more wine...

My only regret is not being bothered to look up my Twitter password so I could actually deactivate that account rather than just abandon it.

So good to see DC people! Times like these I miss home so much.

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues