"Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you're mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like "I can't do that yet. That's still recharging. I can't do that yet. That spell isn't ready yet. That's still recharging".
#WTF I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING#I THOUGHT I WAS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT OMG
And that's why talking about mental illness is important."
Eeeeeeeeeeeyup
08.09.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.
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@vicmmic.bsky.social asked @hankgreen.bsky.social all the right questions...or made all the right declarative statements in this episode.
Get all the answers now at youtube.com/complexly
29.08.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 599 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 10
So, I'm at a car dealership and sales guy stepped out, but I'm in his office vibing to the jams from his old and it slaps
26.04.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
screenshot from DoorDash app. Reads:
Step 4: Whipped Cream
Optional
[check box] No Cream
[check box] Yea Cream On It
yea cream on it
23.04.2025 04:35 โ ๐ 11452 ๐ 3674 ๐ฌ 52 ๐ 107
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explainโฆ
Eight year old, interrupting: โIt turns out I donโt care about that.โ
26.04.2025 15:59 โ ๐ 29186 ๐ 1389 ๐ฌ 681 ๐ 149
Liars and Thieves.
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When I say you donโt have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you donโt ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.
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Vape Inventor: *using inhaler* "What if this could be used for evil?"
15.03.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Donald Trump calling Tesla Elon Muskโs โbabyโ is ridiculous.
Elon Musk has never hidden behind a Tesla.
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day
Give me, specifically, a fish, and I'm honestly probably good for like three
I got that ADHD thing where I have the dietary habits of a cobra
02.02.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You're being a dickhead, and think you're winning that's not effective to change behavior, people aren't moved by being antagonized. You are a hypocrite and it's boring. You called me dumbass multiple times because you're weak
26.01.2025 07:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I also talk people away from suicide. Real people who want to die. You're antagonizing and boring, and not half as smart as you think you are
This level of compensation is telling, that is my education talking. I have real shit to do. Have fun. Or don't ๐คท
26.01.2025 07:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You should care about humans ๐คท
26.01.2025 07:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Further, there is no way to more completely connect with my food it literally becomes me
26.01.2025 07:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Or, maybe try actually talking to people instead of fedora thumping your little heart out and stomping your feet
26.01.2025 07:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Look, you're the one acting superior and have three bullshit flexes in your profile, i don't care how married you are, like consequentialist theories, incel is a concept
26.01.2025 07:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sorry, I'm busy actually helping people for a living, i answer 911 calls and help people instead of bot posting and whining about food
26.01.2025 07:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I am sorry, you've read 7 books, you have no idea what I have to google, you're still an incel wannabe or you'd have people irl to argue with
26.01.2025 07:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Says the wanna be philosopher, you read three books, understood half of it, drew a conclusion and now you play incel veggie crusader
26.01.2025 06:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ok, but you buy beer that's imported via an inherently damaging system, you think that shit doesn't kill tons of fish en route from germany? I'm not pretending to be better than anyone, that's you
26.01.2025 06:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I drive two hondas, what are you on about?
26.01.2025 06:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That's an attainable and appropriate goal, unlike veganism, which is inherently exploitative and damaging in a modern state due to the ineffective distribution of goods and resources
26.01.2025 06:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yeah and being a bot is winning this battle for animals, you're brave and effective for this
26.01.2025 06:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My bad
26.01.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Repeating dumbass shit doesn't make it true, little guy
26.01.2025 06:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Feels like a good time to remind everyone that if you are a public servant wishing to report retaliation, acts of corruption or abuse of government power, I have a page for that on my website: www.wyden.senate.gov/whistleblowe...
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