smol boner

Here's our Remi.

Good fucking morning to everyone except the geniuses at the DOJ deleting Trump-related records from the Epstein files. Roger Sollenberger just caught them wiping another file — this one showing that Ghislaine Maxwell has blackmail on Trump. They think no one is watching, but the internet is forever.

dumping tonnes of roundup on mar-a-lago

@mathletesfoot.bsky.social wake up and cuddle your spouse already

😂😂😂 he will get it eventually with patience 😌

Heh heh

i wanna cuddle my husband

I AM SO SCARED OF CLICKING ON IT DAWG😭

also fuentes: please make my neck like a sieve 🥺

“Make bad game? Fired. Make good game? Fired. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, also fired.” Original source of meme is from Parks and Recreation.

the video game industry is a mess

Third American death linked to ice uncovered by Newsweek While the 23-year-old's death was reported in March 2025, it was not made clear that a federal agent fired the fatal shot.

DHS successfully—until now—covered up the murder of a third US citizen on Texas' Padre Island, the sort of thing that can only happen in GOP-ruled Texas. ICE agents shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, 23, last year, but DHS covered up the whole incident, Newsweek reports.

Orange and white cat on a shelf next to a large yellow plastic toy helicopter. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% trespassed on the helicopter shelf.

Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve

he wants an ice cream cone from the ice cream truck with sprinkles on it 😌

😂😂😂 ill try my best lmaoooo

i feel like @mathletesfoot.bsky.social has done this before but i can't remember it might be something ive just imagined him doing 🤔

i wonder if people fart themselves awake like dogs and then freak out

lookit how cute he is with his lil sad face omggg dimps! i loves him!!

this is the correct way to handle any opossum you happen to come across in your neighborhood

you need glasses too little snek!

YouTube video by Sarah McLachlan - Topic When She Loved Me (From "Toy Story 2")

Intrusive thought: You ever think how decades from now, some old grandparent is gonna relate to this song when their kids kick them into a nursing home and never see them again?
Me: Don't fucking say that, brain. Jesus.

as if!! gdi 😂

there's literally nothing else to worry about 😂

if you see this, post a princess

If you see this, post a princess

gonna cuddle the fuck outta you until you feel better then imma go kick HR in the dick

me sleeping with my eyes open