smols bawbles ☭

The fact that our brain likes order & wants to tell us coherent stories often works against us when we've endured sh*t for which there IS no coherent explanation.

Don't let your brain make up a story in which you're the villain just for the sake of having a story. (It will try.)

CPTSD is going to try to convince you that your involuntary thoughts, feelings, & reactions "define" you-- but they don't. They are evidence of your conditioning-- no more, no less.

We are defined by our thoughtful, values-congruent choices, not our unchosen reflexes.

do me like dis @mathletesfoot.bsky.social

Republicans would rather waste millions and harm old people than accept a minuscule property tax increase

the moms actually left because bethany has a constant stream of sour yellow sludge flowing from her mouth and it scares children

irrelevant but true

i love this please do it to me 😂

the funniest way for trans people to be annoying is for them to say "Nice name you got there, did your mommy make it for you?" upon being introduced to literally any cis person

I'm sure this will finally make him happy

the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself

gonna start saying "this is a rowdy masculine environment" whenever i'm in a room with at least one other dude

you like garfield??! i love garfield we are now besties 😌🤷🏼‍♀️🥹💖

black and white mspaint drawing of garfield's reflection in a puddle, and he's poking it and creating a ripple

puddle reflections

Why do I feel sad when I see a big beautiful ass

I'm just a weird boy, asking to be loved by a weird girl

imagine if it happened this week after everything else we've been blessed with

easily his best movie 😂💖

a woman in a white tank top is riding a mechanical horse in a store ALT: a woman in a white tank top is riding a mechanical horse in a store

omfg the best movie is now on prime holy shit

orange cat asleep with his tongue out

he can't keep getting away with it!!!

Gwendoline Christie, a tall, pale white woman with short honey blonde hair, her mouth accentuated with crimson lipstick. She is absolutely devastating in a flowing blue dress with a red belt that falls in such a way that it pools on the floor like a train and gives us a glimpse of one toned ivory calf. She is holding a champagne flute in one hand and squeezing the face of Oscar Isaacs in the other, pushing his head backward so that his wavy dark hair falls away from his face which looks as if he is experiencing bliss heretofore unknown to humans. the look on Gwendoline’s face is one of sternness, as if she is telling Oscar he has been bad and will need to work very very hard to make it up to her.

id be down for that too!

i can thoroughly recommend the Peacemaker series too - enjoy!

please dont be embarrassed it really is focussed on rocket and god id love to see so much more 🥹💖💖💖

the predator, from the movie predator, with its mandibles wide open

The Predator's mouth evolved to do that because his people wouldn't stop making impractically large novelty foods for social media. we will share the same fate unless we ban it now

it is! the third one focuses on rocket but it is fantastic, can recommend!

i want more guardians of the galaxy so bad

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Hank, a tan and white Jack Russell/Chihuahua with huge ears and boba pearl eyes looks lovingly at the camera

Hank with a side profile with ridiculous kangaroo legs-she’s tan in the ears and face and part of her neck and cream everywhere else with huge ears

My friends Diya and Taylor found this sweet girl in Echo Park yesterday who is seemingly part kangaroo they’re calling Hank and she didn’t have a chip or a collar and they are home fostering since the shelters are extremely crowded, so if you know Hank or you want to adopt Hank, DM me

When we lived in Chicago, one winter night I heard knocking on my back door. I opened it to find 10 raccoons in my garbage cans. They all stopped and looked up with a “can I help you” expression then went back to doing what the raccoon do