A Goddam Virginian

Discover the perfect festive film to pair with ice-cold Coca-Cola.

there is a side character in Gilmore Girls whose name is [Slur] and whose personality is [Offensive Stereotypes about (Slur)]

honkin on da skin flute

if youve known that as a fact since you were 4 years old it makes all the sense in the world

"The Betrayer. That doesnt sound good! Well, I've been called worse. You wouldn't betray me, though, would you? No– no, of course you would. You would. But we love him. He's... beautiful really."

"we have a special guest with us tonight– well he's always here, always around. some people say he's not real, I know he's real. we know he's real, dont we folks? now, they say I'm orange, but this guy's red, red as a fire truck. Old Scratch some people might call him. I call him Satan. The Devil."

watching an adult play pokemon for the first time in 25 years is so fucking funny. what do you mean "why is Flying super effective against Grass?" it just is

YouTube video by The House of the Dank Donkey Kong rates your Manhood [DK PP RAP]

no I hear this m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_51...

lmaoooo

Do You Hear The Monkeys Rap?

It's the cover art for Donkey Kong 64. You either know it or you don't.

How Does This Picture Make You Feel?

Prima's Official Donkey Kong 64 Strategy Guide

about to find out why Margaret goes by "Peggy"

i have never been horny

dont think ellison wants to buy the movies/streaming, he wants to buy cnn

GIRL stands for Goku In Real Life

different mountain dews restore different humors in your body and should only be used in the appropriate circumstance

You take the VOLTAGE pill... you're charged with raspberry citrus flavor and ginseng.

You take the CODE RED pill... you'll experience all of the great taste and exhilaration of MTN DEW, and I show you how hard the cherry flavor kicks.

he would say "no thank you. i only take tylenol as expressly described by the usage instructions on the label" and then leave

coworker, to me: "Do you ever use Blueksy?"

me, in the middle of typing "hank hill wouldnt take the red pill or blue pill without a written prescription from his primary care doctor or a referred specialist": "no ."

coworkers began discussing bluesky at lunch today. bet i have more followers than they do though any of them could be a following/followed by 20k+ type

that Post about meeting someone more autistic than you activating your kill instinct but its about using Excel

dude yes that was my favorite scene in the whole season

people (correctly) Do Not Like the implication that blowjobs exist in KotH world

someone forwarding your email to the center director who then forwards it to the entire center is the work equivalent of having a Post pop off

the bigfoots were never expelled from eden

allah gonna swoop in with a "make him say No" offer. back that brinks truck up

Neo: "What are you trying to tell me? That I can Jack Off?"

Morpheus: "No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that, when you're ready, you won't have to."

i love to buy 9 coffees and get a 10th coffee for free