Jon Seff

Fun @sfsketchfest.bsky.social weekend with Futurama table read on Saturday and @flophousepodcast.com live show on Sunday.

In Trump's first term, traditional media was completely unprepared for how to cover him. In Trump's second term, they are completely uninterested.

Graffiti reading avenge Renee Good

Seen in downtown Oakland

All I Needed To Know About Government, I Learned From Watching Mafia Movies

Watched the movie in preparation. The best thing I can say is, it was short.

Tepid take: Bill Maher isn’t funny.

Sounds like Trump’s mantra…

Can’t wait for all the op-eds tomorrow about how undignified it is for the president to swear like that and…nah, jk

Is that 8th or 9th war he's ended. Can't keep track anymore.

I first saw Bob Weir with the Dead in Oakland in 1993 and last with Dead and Co. in Boston in 2023. Thanks for 30 years and dozens of shows for this relative youngster who was late to the scene.

Once again the crossroads
And there ain't no moon shinin' through the trees
Goddess tossed my number, babe
Left me begging, baby please
Bury me standing
I been a lifetime on my knees
Bury me at the crossroads
Lay me down and let me be

😢

Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked
grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine

OPINION BRET STEPHENS There Were Good Reasons to Depose Maduro

Wondering what Bret Stephen is up to...

Friends don’t let friends go to CES

Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.

Watched the latest @flophousepodcast.com FlopTV episode and I see why @elliottkalan.bsky.social was having so much trouble talking to the animals. The birds at the Westin are much more chatty than those at the Hyatt (but there are infinitely fewer penguins, so it's a bit of a wash).

We’re 4-4 this season. I guess that makes us good luck charms.

I guess that’s one way to distract from the Epstein files…

He’s definitely getting that Nobel Peace Prize now!

Anyone have a replacement for MacUpdater? Awesome app — now discontinued and unsupported — scanned for macOS app updates and let you update directly.

www.corecode.io/macupdater/

Alaska/Hawaiian Airlines merger is such a clusterfuck. Was told to use either loyalty account for their new Atmos program. Logged in with Alaska number on Hawaiian, booked flight, said it was booked through Alaska Airlines. Got two confirmation numbers and couldn't check in via Hawaiian app.

I don't see a scenario in which Bari Weiss still has a job tomorrow.

"Trump" and "class" are two words that have never appeared in such close proximity.

The crazy thing is this happened between the 15k service on 12/16 and 12/20 when the warning lights came on. Nasty little buggers.

Cold weather and warm engine is a bad combo, they told me. Apparently Japanese cars are particularly tasty?

Did YOU have rats gnaw through your car's engine harness and do lots of damage? No? Then your day is going better than ours.

Did I finally buy the 4K TV I've been wanting even though it's ever-so-slightly too big for the fixed width I have available without knowing exactly how I'm going to make it fit? Yes, yes I did.

Framing matters

"No no, you're not supposed to hate MY kind, just everyone else."