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Also, in classic Neow fashion, you now have another chance to grab her plush if you missed it the first time around!

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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together

Is this what is known as a harem?

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If I poke you too many times does this happen?

cartoon: The Loch Ness monster is re-enacting the WKRP Turkey Drop "Oh my God! They're turkeys!" Caption: Loch Nessman

Cartoon: Loch Nessman.

It's so beautiful... I can't wait to play Monster Hunter on this thing

That's insane. What a weird design decision.

Wait, what happens instead?

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

If I ever got published and people started writing fanfics of my work I'd horde them all like a dragon and call people out at cons.

Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine

Excellent. I'll take two

Not that I'm trying to justify any of it mind you. Shes trying to polish a turd and hoping it'll turn gold.

She's just trying to polish up her image leading to retirement. But as AOC pointed out, MTG's retirement just happens to come about two days after she qualifies for her full pension.

My ND brain can't:

❌ remember what day/month it is
❌ decipher why I am now in this room
❌ keep breathing while asleep

But CAN:

✅ align Marvel/DC events & costume changes for PERFECT Amalgams
✅ independently extrapolate spacetime's hyperconical shape
✅ run inner voice stupid riffs almost nonstop

He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

Nice

How much hypno training is required to get to that level? Or does she just come like that right out of the kennel?

Yeah, as far as I'd heard Spielberg had optioned the movie rights before the book was even published.

The ones on the left have a much higher storage capacity.

I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.

dude i love cats. look at this

And the leftovers are going to granny's for her book club the next day!

You can send it to me. I'll mix it with some Nutella, melt it and top a cake with it.

I don't know how true it ever was, but I remember reading about a scene in Die Another Day where Brosnan was supposed to meet Connery at a bar, introduces himself as James Bond and Connery goes "Ah, I remember when that was my name." Then walk away, and that was it.

Thank you Brazil !!! 💚💛💙
Used the colors of the flag + orange

Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.

Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9