Jeffrey C. Wells

Just enough time to hit the hyphen key before collapsing

Me before the #umamusume anime: Famous Japanese racehorses re-imagined as girls in party dresses? Snk. LOL_Random at best and possibly some sort of weird fetish thing

Me during Cinderella Gray episode 6, literally crying: RUN, OGURI CAP! RUN YOUR HEART OUT!!!

This game is *so* up my street you wouldn't even believe. Is there any chance that we someday get a sandbox mode (perhaps as a reward for completion, to mitigate spoilers) that will allow us to draft an "ideal" house of our very own? Pretty please?

"I wonder if I am sufficiently masculine," I think, as I sip rose petal tea while watching cartoons about unicorns

ain't no party like the Donner party because the Donner party don't stop until

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oh no

Was on the fence myself, may have to pick it up...

Okay but why does this image look like an album cover that I would really dig

goals

"So naturally I decided to f with him a little"

P.D.Q. Bach - Bach Portrait Professor Peter Schickele, narratorThe Greater Hoople Area Off-Season PhilharmonicWalter Bruno, conductorBach Portrait is Schicke... P.D.Q. Bach - Bach Portrait

My favorite Bach sassing was Schickele (RIP, Perfesser) writing a whole Copeland-style celebration of Bach's correspodence but all the letters he picked were just Bach complaining about stuff
youtu.be/OHlKY3TH7k8?...

Khajiit is innocent of this crime

I mean...

...you could DM.

You've got the storytelling chops.

GENDER👏IS👏NOT👏A👏 DISEASE

Always dear to my heart.

Reenactment:
youtu.be/p1Vyhve9gtg?...

At least we have better monitors

"When someone tells you who they are, believe them."

OK Internet, I am a very sexy rich person

Mean Girls 3: Mean Wizards

But then who would be the strongest woman in the world?

You look like you're going to be the sole survivor of a doomed archaeological expedition, in the best possible way

Your opinion on the canonicity of the Ewoks Saturday morning cartoon?

Not trying to throw shade on the Gospels, but even a Christian such as myself has to admit they can be a confusing stew of *serious* heavy lifting to make the sequence of events fit into a narrative and then turning around and saying the equivalent of "shrug, iuno, probably Satan"

Tim Rice: Judas was a crusader for social issues growing frustrated by a mentor who he perceived as being increasingly lost in a labyrinth of arcane spirituality rather than paying attention to real world harms

The Gospels: Satan told Judas to be mean, also he was probably skimming the party gold

It looks like someone deep-fried a science fiction mounted gun emplacement.

Of all the cursed things this is one of them

starting coven when

Me: God I don't wanna be that person everybody's just politely putting up with in social situations, I'll save everyone the trouble and just not interact with them

Other people: That guy must really not like us

Speaking as a Wisconsinite, I apologize for all the times our ex-quarterbacks turned out to be super weird

We were the last generation to experience the delicious weird unease of walking past a pay phone that starts ringing

This whole thing is an elaborate loophole to make St. Paul right when he stated with great conviction that the Second Coming would occur before all then-currently-alive humans died, so logically, there's gotta be one left, ipso facto