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Thanks for making the instablock a no-brainer

Now is this a guaranteed 1 tot = 1 death or is there like a percentage or cumulative situation here where I get to eat some tots before I die? Disclaimer I am not a shark

two men are sitting next to each other on a plane . Alt: Keegan Michael key has an absurd haircut and somehow manages to stick his tongue completely out of his mouth in the middle of saying 'Draxx. Them. Sklounst.'

Someone needs to hypothetical them IN the clavicle

'but I could never pay an english-speaking person that little ... they'd starve!'

-Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

Wait a second

Too cold?

Yeah, one of the reasons I don't have kids

when the moon hits your eye like any kind of pie, that's a problem

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Shhhh that's flavor 32...all 31 flavors mixed together.

I must admit, I do splurge pretty hard on an $8 rotiss from time to time

This is fantastic!

Any plans to combat the masked abduction gangs running unchecked through our state?

Has any judge taken any meaningful action yet or is it just strongly worded dissents and saying they 'refuse to allow' things that are in fact happening daily with no consequences? Honest question... I love an angry judge as much as the next guy, but are there any with teeth?

Prescient quote from Canadian Philosopher Marshall McLuhan that feels more accurate now than ever:

"World War 3 will be a guerilla information war, with no divisions between military & civilian participation."

Thank you. I feel this.
What the fuck.

THERE IS NO REFORM

YOU ARE NORMALIZING AUTHORITARIANISM

PLEASE RESIGN

If you use draught does it narrow the choices to just beer horses or wind?

Uff-da!

Whoa hold up buddy there's ton of jokes on here if you know how to spot em like me.

100% would

One with the bread on the inside?

Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome

I'm in the middle of small gods right now and it is delightful!

Too bad the people who need to hear this the most are too ignorant to understand it

This sounds amazing. I am excited to try making it!

All due respect but is there any action being taken besides holding press conferences? This shit has been going on FOR MONTHS. how much longer should we expect things to escalate? The people using the tear gas are functionally illiterate and will disregard words. PLEASE do something tangible

Thank you!

Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.

No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.

Thank me later,

An actual expert

Brazil has amazing food, beautiful futebol, a strong association with caked up baddies, and thunderstorms featuring fascists getting struck by lightning

it's honestly unfair