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Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

“any movie with women joyfully eating and men openly crying is an A++ for me” - my sister’s correct take on KPop Demon Hunters

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

a painful part of having been in an abusive relationship is all the residual shame involved with remembering it, remembering what it did to your relationships with other people, your work, your sense of self… and how your life is organized into “before” and “after”

Stella, a white pittie with a brown mask over each eye and a red nose, tries to settle in on the couch with my partner. I flashed my entire neighborhood to catch this adorable menace

our dog got out of the backyard tonight and we chased her 6 blocks in our underwear, without phones, before finally tackling her and getting her leash on. I’m still recovering from the asthma attack I had and she is snoozing from exhaustion

Stephen Miller is a fascist lunatic

(clean side) Mr. Bingley with the text “Upon my honour, I never met with so many clean dishes in my life”

(dirty side) Mr. Darcy with the text “These dishes are not clean enough to tempt me”

this is something my partner requested and I was happy to oblige with custom memes

fuck you and your worthless tweets, dude

Evening group ride with a bright green bike trailer centered in a group of bike rides. The sign to the right points to PDX Lloyd Center.

In Portland, the act of riding a bike is an excellent way of being outside, observing life, and being completely present in public space.

Riding with other people builds friendships + builds communities of trust.

Be well. Be strong. Bike with a buddy Portland! 🚲❤️

any excuse to Stella-post

they’re afraid of the very intense energy we bring to such questions as “which Pride & Prejudice adaptation is better?”

Why your next car should be an electric cargo bike Rewiring cities for more human-centric transportation

Why your next car should be an electric cargo bike

person dialing Mao on a cellphone

currently suffering from a mild but annoying bacterial infection. decided on Monday to actually pursue care for it and every new interaction with the healthcare system just introduces new and creative delays. I promise I can be trusted with antibiotics you guys

the berenstain bears and too many doctor’s appointments

if you die and top government officials are mourning you like you were their best friend, that’s honestly embarrassing lol

Genuinely one of the most evil things I’ve ever read, and these dudes are American citizens who went to Gaza for the chance and joy of killing

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

It's crucial to understand that what's bad about income inequality is not just that it enables elites to consume more; it enables them to *control production*. They decide how to use *our* labour and *our* resources, and shape *our* future. It is a dictatorship of the rich.

Millions of people will die horrible deaths globally, likely for many years to come, because Elon Musk, a single individual, wanted to punish USAID for investigating Starlink.

This is why we cannot allow people to become billionaires if we want our species to survive.

my partner loves Verhoeven movies and I was convinced I had seen Robocop, but based on this thread I’m not sure I have seen it. so guess what we’re watching today lol

stop I’m crying lol

just out here trying to become a bakfietsmoeder tbh

I love having free hangouts, and I can’t deny that some of my best memories this year have come from trips I’ve taken with friends. this is what’s really worth a higher priority in my budget, after my needs are met

ignoring the fact that friends aren’t why everything is expensive as hell…imagine being a human being and thinking social connection isn’t worth budgeting for

a fun update is that this is happening most days now and I’m starting to lose sleep over flashbacks. not sure that I can afford therapy that is also ND-friendly. coolcoolcoolcool

they can take my excel formulas out of my cold dead hands

I bet “help ensure compliance” is something they think of as just ensuring your own tasks are compliant. in reality you’d probably have to track and submit any relevant compliance filings for the organization. ask me how I know

put street trees everywhere you can in a neighborhood, make curb cuts so that their roots can absorb storm water from the street, grow native plants around their base, check back in five years and count how many welfare and health measures have improved

I am not currently looking for a new job but I am dreading the idea that an interviewer might ask me my thoughts on AI and my flaming hatred for it keeps me from having gainful employment ever again

what if we just fed people. what if we did that