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1993 Pinewood Derby champion
Pizza roll big enough to bury my goofy ass inside of
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30.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
JUGS
30.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mama Bear pull that nightie up over your head, I’m tryna see somethin 🥵
30.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“In the latest criminal complaint, prosecutors say that an entry in the notes app on Floyd’s phone created June 4 ‘contained a list of 69 separate addresses in the Highland Park and Macalester-Groveland areas.’ Residents of six of those homes reported property damage to St. Paul police.”
nice
Vera, ya blew it
30.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christmas pilled
30.10.2025 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love u guys for this
30.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t do it
29.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biffo nooooooooooo that’s not tea it,s piss
29.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I ain’t dating nobody with club feet, enjoy hell u ugly bozo
29.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Children love the meat tank would have killed these people
29.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Harpy Eagle I am going to tickle you until you piss your pants
29.10.2025 10:31 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0This Donald Trump guy… starting to think he’s a real crumb bum
28.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! In all your favorite flavors! Rip ‘em! Dip ‘em! Gip ‘em & gump ‘em or dip ‘em & dunk ‘em, there’s no wrong way to NEW Kool-Aid™ Rippin’ Dippers! It’s time to pop that pussy ALLLLLLLL the way open! with NEW KOOL-AID™ RIPPIN’ DIPPERS!!! by Northrop Grumman
28.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow
28.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is this true?
28.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*so nervous I am about to literally drop dead from an aneurysm voice* oh yeah?
27.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Draculas is fake though
27.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hard problematic would
27.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You put that apple pizza in front of me, you better be ready to die
27.10.2025 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skill issue
27.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brooke Shields? Uh what’s next, Brooke fuckin’.. swords ⚔️ fuck idk, fuck. shit. I’m no good at this
27.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This fuckin’ rules. I wanna tuck into a big easy chair with a bottle of rum in one hand and my fully loaded Hot Topper in the other and mix hot buttered rum shooters in my mouth
27.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0“Black Phone 2”, you were a smelly, poop-filled diaper of a movie. I SHIT on you!!! 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
26.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cigarette smokers with bad attitudes? You know they’d let you slap them around
26.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I sure hope so! He’s dressed like a fuckin’ dork!
26.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh wow. We’re just making fun of dead people now, wow. Woowwwwwwwww WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
26.10.2025 12:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Caribbean cream
Now we‘re creamin’ the same jeans
I don’t know how the melody goes after this part
that shit‘s funny as hell
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