America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72

what’s a Tony Danza

What else is there besides this and Chi Ching Chong

I’ll tickle his balls for $40. No homo

Big if true

Sorry boss, can’t make it to work today. I cummed too much this morning and now I’m feeling reallllllllllly dumb

It is vital for aspiring comic creators to let me borrow $200

They call me “Skankin’ Tony”. Horn tech extraordinaire for touring ska bands. 30+ years of experience. Been all around the world with Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish. The BossToneS. Met Gwen Stefani once. Been to so many pizza parties. One time in Brussels, I even got to kiss a girl

I’ll be in my bunk! I’ll be jacking off in my bunk!!! 🥵🍆💦🐰

White people love behaving foolishly

You can fuck my bitch, Dennis Penis

Number Go Up

Excellent post, proud of u

that super tall man creepin up behind a gal in It Follows

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

Coco and I are enjoying the fire 🐾🔥

Deflect better, bozo

and here you are, spitting in the wind at strangers on the computer who couldn’t be paid to care if you lived or died. Excellent use of that time that AI saved you, bud

Tony is a debate me pervert, do not engage

Ruin a first date:

Ah geez, I’m really nervous. I’m scared you’re gonna find out my dick don’t work and that I ain’t got no money to pay for this dinner. Oops should I have said that out loud

You can fuck my bitch, big man

I’m jackin’ off to it now! Feels REAL good!!!!! 🥴🥴🥴 can’t wait to cum, woohoo!

(trailer) “I try and I try to make it happen and it won’t happen! God won’t let me die!” *”Solsbury Hill” plays*

This was supposed to be a dry weekend but we decided to make it a wet one so we could sit by the fire and get drunk and make smores during the winter storm on Sunday, blessings on blessings chat

a couple of cartoon characters are sitting on a bench on a wooden deck . ALT: a couple of cartoon characters are sitting on a bench on a wooden deck .

If it’s final fantasy how come there’s 6 of them

one of these takes is correct, I will not say which

*me at the open mic, spiraling, dripping sweat, breathing shallowly, fumbling through index cards, wanting very badly to kms* so the Super Nintendo has “mode 7”, you heard about this? *silence* you heard about this? What’s next, mode 8??

What a blessing having a good friend is. But what’s even better than that is having a lot of money

Getting my fuck holes filled up with plaster and shut forever