Jessica Gonzo

I contacted the president about a non-partisan issue I thought he should know about and got this stupid-ass response 😡

Gov of North Dakota, re deadly storms: “As massively dangerous as Friday night and early Saturday morning was the fact that we *only lost 4 people* is really really *amazing*."

Treecko! 💚

I love #Eurovision, but why the f do they keep trying to trigger a seizure? #GoJJ #GoKAJ

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

I used to get US Customs and Border Patrol emails for job listings, webinars and training opportunities... Now the emails are an ICE bragfest 🙄 #govtkindasucks

i'm able to watch the swearing in of carney at work this morning! this transition of leadership is so small, reminds me of a wedding or something

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disordets time, I'd say!!!

I'm jealous that I cannot get a government job, always knocked out in the veterans' preference round

I get jealous of Canada so often. why can't MB have more urgent care and hospitals? I want to move there!

Thanks! I've wanted to cancel some but that will affect my score, is that correct?

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"Punxsutawney Phil" didn’t just see his shadow

He saw the fascist actions of the Trump administration destroying our country and went back to bed out of depression

wtf is my electric bill $60+ all of a sudden

so bored i'm thinking about going to Sonic 3 tonight. when's Echo the Dolphin coming out?

Wish I could unlearn her name 😵‍💫

Inflamed taste bud on the tip of my tongue! So awful a tiny tiny thing can cause that much pain. Insane. Why why why? Design flaw? Or is it my fault?

but I really appreciate what he does with whatever fraction of his fortune he's using, this and gun safety. I have some of his campaign buttons from 2020 🤣

is it stirrable so many hours later?

recap of work........ 1 person talked about "melanie"'s shoes and gown, 1 said she watched inauguration, and everyone else had no chance to speak because i was telling them all how important the movie Selma is. oh yeah. made it through day 1.

Biden commutes sentence for Leonard Peltier, convicted in killing of FBI agents WASHINGTON (KFGO/AP) - With just moments left before he leaves office, President Joe Biden commuted the life s...

WOW... Leonard Peltier!!! kfgo.com/2025/01/20/b...

where are my #hoarders peeps

remember we got 2 yrs to unseat some vermin from congress!!!!

Feeling great inspiration from MLK and his contemporaries on this day. Im so bad with quotes but I remember something like ..."The richest white man profits from robbing the poorest white men" and i hope they notice soon

Hi, strangers who are people I haven't met yet! Happy #MLKDay! Watched Selma and many tears were shed. Chills were felt. I wouldn't have made it through the movie in the theatre.

Tar Beach is on the PBSretro channel right now ❤️

Looking for opinions. Pretty much broke, lots of debt & credit score will nosedive when student loan limbo ends. Do I need to panic buy a motor vehicle or fat tire bicycle?

Discovered a pretty cool subreddit called "AntConsumption" and man oh man am I trying to take things to heart. Come Jan, I am holding onto every penny 😬

Hi! Twitter escapee here.