Charity Schubert

We couldn’t have won without you, @bootsyspankinspi.bsky.social! Your work is gorgeous. Y’all, hire this man to score your next film!

Starring @blayneweaver.bsky.social and @sisterjohnston.bsky.social and yours truly!

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Classic. Flawless.

This is gross negligence of justice.

It’s shameful that this administration is attempting to subvert justice in a case where the defendant was convicted by a jury of his peers.

Breonna Taylor’s life mattered and I will continue to demand accountability for her death.

All food should be presented as hors d’oeuvres. It’s the most appealing style.

Or “underage women.” No such thing! They’re girls!

He won’t tell you how handsome he is, but I suspect he’ll show you…

two men in tuxedos are dancing in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' . ALT: two men in tuxedos are dancing in front of a sign that says `` chippendale '' .

Short sleeves. Not sleeveless.

Sleeveless white dress shirt?

So far the whole "Unite against Mamdani" effort has been Adams and Cuomo issuing statements about how the other one sucks ass and should resign for the greater good and I hope they keep it up til November.

Get empty premium liquor bottles and refill them with cheap well brands. Squirrels ain’t gonna know!

Win!

Flip your mindset. This is not an expense, this is an income stream. Cover charge collected at the hole they gnawed in your eaves. Airplane bottle service in the VIP section (behind duct work). Vending machine w/cologne and tiny condoms in the restroom (litter box). Hottest wildlife club in town! 🤑

French tuck never stays in place for me. It’s all the way untucked in an hour. I gave up.

I am so sorry. You shouldn’t be in this alone. Sending strength! You are in my thoughts. Caregivers are heroes.

It was. What we ask of families is ridiculous. Caregivers are pushed to their breaking point. I don’t know how y’all do it, but I’m probably going to find out for myself in a few years with my parents. We have to create a better system.

That fucker. Ugh.

Yes. I did. It was powerful and also disheartening.

PBS?

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Lead counsel presenting the plagiarism case against AI

The older I get the harder Ginger Ale hits my body like GOOD dope

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Le Vicomte de Valmont, @blayneweaver.bsky.social

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Every single time I’ve ever sat down to write I feel like I’m gradually trying to work a piece of popcorn kernel out of my windpipe so that I can breathe properly. It’s unpleasant, to put it mildly. I must really love writing to have done it this long.

Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food

Earrings, too.

There is nothing more ridiculous in this timeline than the idea of my father going on twitter to get information about his social security payments. These are not serious people.