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Middle-aged father Miniature Painter Dark Angels

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There was a time where I thought Dick Cheney was the most evil a Republican could get.

09.11.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah.

28.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the dragon from the original Dark Tower?

28.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to own a copy. I can see why you cherish it.

21.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon robot with the word turbo on the front ALT: a cartoon robot with the word turbo on the front
17.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently you can visit Etsy and declare yourself the biggest slut at toyotathon too.

16.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a woman at the gym two days ago with a t-shirt declaring:

Biggest Slut at Toyota-thon

Now you have to think on the implications as well.

16.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/

15.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1136    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

Best news today.

11.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D&D game canceled due to player illness, but at least thr house is clean.

05.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell him the whole clan is sending their ❀️

05.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pure genius.

05.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a big nose is laying on a couch ALT: a cartoon character with a big nose is laying on a couch
02.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, I would be willing to try it.

29.09.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please tell me the seasoning in the mushy peas. That will make or break it for me.

29.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What in god's name is that?

I think I know and I'm still afraid.

29.09.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Best stand up special in the past 30 years.

29.09.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stating it now that TikTok will be renamed TrumpTok.

26.09.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as β€œthe colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

23.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7092    πŸ” 1330    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 49
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One unexpected observation for 2025 is the sudden surge in Berserk Brand of Sacrifice tattoos I've seen.

23.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

18.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 40317    πŸ” 8992    πŸ’¬ 893    πŸ“Œ 546
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New painting set up is 95% done. Hopefully I'll actually have free time in October!

17.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to navigate it the best I can for Dax's sake.

15.09.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So this suspect thought Kirk was too liberal?

Huh...

12.09.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love your xenos.

04.09.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It 100% true

25.08.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so weird that the only men afraid of gold
Diggers are dudes that haven’t any gold.

24.08.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm grateful to have contract work after being laid off last month, but the anxiety of not having a solid insurance plan outside of COBRA is frustrating.

I really need a job with benefits. At least I'm finally experiencing the harvest of the economy.

22.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May he rot.

21.08.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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