Tormon

Evil always turns upon itself.

The difference is teeth can be fixed whereas they'll still be a shitty person.

Sorry to hear that.

Let's do this!

Finally! A political leader I can actually get behind.

I love this post.

Is is just me, or is he losing weight?

He looks tired. Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part. 🤔

In UK English "spelt" can also be used for the past tense of spell.

For example:

"How is it spelt?"

Yes please, I would rather not use Twitter/X either.

I second this request.

And everyone's favourite place to play the smelling game "is that weed?".

No, but it can edit your photos to hide the sunburn.

Done.

Happy Birthday!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's going to work out,
Which are naughty and nice...

To be fair some books have a picture of Ryan Renolds on them...

Don't be so ridiculous.

It's time to upgrade to copper hats.

Sandwich is also an English town just outside of Canterbury.

So carrying a sandwich is part of my cultural identity.

I know it's not finished, but it's beautiful.

I've spent most of my life living by the seaside. It reminds me of home.

Or close combat weapons ("Ninja swords").

Other cabbit symptoms:

Carrot obsession
Taking bites out guns.

Phasing through walls and windows

Transforming into a spaceship.

They're called Cabbits.

Can it be played directly from the floppy or does it have to copied to the drive before it'll play?

If he doesn't understand why it's wrong, he's in the wrong job.

Sure thing Saitama, you punch that shit!

Or Party McParty Face?

Have you tried battered and deep fried Mars bars?

They're amazing!

(And quite possibly the most unhealthy food on the planet)

Go listen to "Galactic Mermaid" by the Mermaid Sisters (NSFW or little ears) for instant stress relief.

Apparently kiss cam parodies are funny now.

I literally came here to say that.

In that case...

Tern around bright eyes.

Well at least she has a nice rack.