Squillinger Escape Plan

A licky boom boom now

The baseline test for any Dem congress critters on the ballot:

1. Do you take money from corporations?

2. Will vitriol and death threats deter you from pushing for your ideal policies?

If either answer is yes, they are not qualified.

I wonder if @cheriepriest.com knows this particular beer exists. Pirate imagery notwithstanding

I say “wait” like I’m pausing a huge mega thread that’s about to happen

If I was a Republican member of Congress watching the results tonight, I’d ask myself if I really wanted my legacy to be: Guy who helped an aging pedophile suspend the constitution so he could enrich himself and his friends.

Wait is that what you sound like?

A large bowl of Halloween candy

Despite giving 2 or more large handfuls to every trick or treater who came to my door last night, this bowlful remains.

Time to put Ozempic through some real tests.

A fun exercise would be to review all these comments and see which ones would also apply to the state of the US in general in 2025

Still true in 2025

#5

#4

A jack-o-lantern with silly blockish teeth

A jack-o-lantern with a smile that looks Jack Skellington and another one with Xs for eyes and stitched up mouth

3 out of 5 jack-o-lanterns from this year’s Halloween.

A majority of Americans are seriously underreacting to what is happening in this country.

sign stop making stupid people famous

YouTube video by Cruel Music Silver Shamrock Halloween Countdown - 1 More Day!

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Horror movie idea: non-binary serial killer biopic called They Slash Them

Imagine trolling as a means of communication evolved over 10,000 years. Historians will either miss it entirely or see it as a very crude prototype for whatever constitutes contemporary communication etiquette in the future.

after watching the sounders lose to penalties, this was a very long, but very interesting, sports day.

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

You’re still the best Erin.

I thought I came across this once before

We all already know Rob Schneider is an idiot. No one gains anything when you quote dunking their inane bullshit

Don’t forget friends and family, quote dunking on the morons still propagates their message. If you quote dunk maga morons, you’re getting muted at the minimum

Barbara Gips, Who Wrote the Iconic Tagline for ‘Alien,’ Dies at 89 She came up with “In space no one can hear you scream” while washing dishes, and it was used on the film's poster co-designed by her husband.

In space, no one can you hear you scream… for ice cream!!

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OMG @riotgrlerin.bsky.social is on one tonight. Mere mortals wouldn’t survive 15 minutes in that brain.

YouTube video by Sid Hartha 8 more days to Halloween - Silver Shamrock

🎵 8 more days til Halloween 🎶

youtu.be/FCX1KexlU1s

I’ve watched 15 or so. It’s a big commitment to get to 31

Sorry y’all I was being cheeky trying to refer to the scientific method. I should have added a /s

There ought to be a method people can use to challenge scientific findings. Like 4 relatable verifiable steps would probably work well.

❤️ Moodyman ❤️