if you try to talk to someone who isn't terminally online about the Epstein Files right now - you will sound like a total conspiracy theory loon.
Brexit, Mossad, Culture War, Qanon, 4chan, Trump, Crypto, Putin, etc. all connected by a pedophile ring on a Caribbean island. But it's real. All of it π€―
03.02.2026 10:29 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1
Watching him grinning and clapping in the stand. Not many players act like that when it's a former team. Snidey character.
31.01.2026 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lol, that's shit.
30.01.2026 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If they beat Qarabag, #nufc route to the final (assuming they win!) could well possibly be Chelsea Ro16, Liverpool QF, Man City SF and Arsenal in the final.
Bonkers that is technically possible, albeit uunlikely!
30.01.2026 14:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Too big"
PSG had absolutely no idea what to do with Big Dan Burn. He won everything and got an assist, and player of the match...they scraped through thanks to dodgy referee decisions.
30.01.2026 14:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
honestly there's times when I wonder if BDB should be sent up front when Newcastle are playing defensively. imagine him as an outlet option playing hold up from clearances and long kicks with gordon/barnes running off him.
29.01.2026 08:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I think it's more about the distance travelled by the players.
29.01.2026 08:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
With a decent referee, Newcastle would have won that.
Seriously, absolutely stinking decisions all night long.
28.01.2026 22:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Or Qarabag
28.01.2026 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
11th & 12th get drawn against 21st & 22nd I believe.
28.01.2026 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
On current standings - #nufc will be drawn against Qarabag or Monaco for the knockout tie.
28.01.2026 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
VAR only there to help PSG tonight.
28.01.2026 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
22 years jail sentence fora shoulder barge.
28.01.2026 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Best team in Europe" and still fiving about play-acting.
Zero sportsmanship
28.01.2026 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Referee will not allow an upset.
28.01.2026 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Referee is about as bad as any game I've ever seen. Every decision is for PSG. Actually bonkers.
28.01.2026 20:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This referee is absolutely off his head.
28.01.2026 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Friday, Bristol
First gig of 2026 π
27.01.2026 15:58 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
4 of those 5 games against much poorer opposition than the equivalent form of other teams.
27.01.2026 10:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Amorim changed his system just once in his last few games. The win against Newcastle.
Managers who are stubborn to a particular system get found out quick. Remember Ange at Spurs? Another reason why so many #nufc fans want to see a Plan B from Howe.
27.01.2026 10:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Just be nice to try something different. The strikers are toothless up front on their own.
26.01.2026 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Both absolute fucking heroes too.
26.01.2026 12:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Having a poor few seasons (shit squad) but it'd be facetious to ignore they are one of ghe biggest established clubs in the prem
26.01.2026 12:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So each season at least 2 or 3 "big" teams are going to miss out on European spots.
Which is a good thing really.
26.01.2026 12:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think it's realistic now to see the Premier League as a "big 4 / medium 8"
Arsenal / City / Chelsea / Liverpool
Man Utd / Spurs / Villa / Newcastle
Often a high performing team from the other 12 will grab a cup or a Euro spot (before they get stripped of players/manager)
26.01.2026 12:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
European qualification at least once or twice. Build up training facilities. Expand international fanbase. Consolidation basically. Another cup would be a bonus.
26.01.2026 12:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
it's frustrating though seeing the lack of flexibility for the system even when the opposition clearly has the team tactically outmanouvered, or key players are injured
25.01.2026 16:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Overall lower level of opposition, and teams don't play stifling low block so much in Europe.
22.01.2026 11:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
VAR needs at least on ex-player at each game in the video booth to give context to the refs. Too often there's just no nuance - like the Bournemouth dive this week or the barge on Gordon recently.
21.01.2026 08:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nufc do not need to be selling first team players right now
20.01.2026 09:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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