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Valve explain why using PayPal for Steam purchases isn't currently an option in a whole bunch of countries Valve have explained why PayPal is currently unavailable as a Steam payment option in a number of countries around the world.

It's not just Stripe putting the squeeze on Itch, too. You can't use Paypal anymore to buy stuff from Steam in a lot of countries because the company considers the LARGEST GAMES STORE THAT EVER EXISTED to be too much of a financial liability.

Sketch of two owls wearing scarves

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#art #ink #doodle

Wow! They did it, fam!

the vegetas behind my webcam

me avoiding bringing up vegeta with my therapist as my heap of vegetas stares from behind the webcam

Fan art of Rumi from KPop Demon Hunters. she is walking forward, wearing a smirk on her face. her outfit is the yellow jacket with colorful patches and the high-waisted shorts and black boots from the "How It's Done" portion of the movie. Her hair is long, braided and purple. she is pulling blue strings of energy from the honmoon with her right hand.

Heels, Nails, Blade, Mascara

An altered version of a US propaganda poster. In the background, in paler grays, a bayonet is held menacingly at a soldier with a Nazi-esque helmet, who holds his arms up in surrender. In the foreground, in more vivid black and wearing a red MAGA hat, is a man also holding up his arms in a gesture of surrender, only this time he is threatened with a submarine sandwich at a similar angle. The caption on the header and footer of the poster reads "We Beat 'Em Before... We'll beat 'em again!"

Here you go

A Democratic Party with any spirit would stage a press conference every single day to present Donald Trump with one sarcastic award after another.

The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia
The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness
The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit

They want people to return to office just so everyone will be talking in a cacophonous din trying to open a spreadsheet while trying to drown out all the other commands from reaching their laptop.

Report Stripe for discriminatory practices anyway. They've been blocking purchases of legal, non-erotic LGBT+ content.

I do not care if they are upset now.

This is a "sad you got caught, not sad you did it" scenario.

This is what we called it back in the day.

we’re stuck in the most evil version of that one time they let that sick kid be batman for a day

there’s a phenomenon in politics where on certain issues the general public is genuinely deluded about reality, and if you don’t buy into that delusion the political media will accuse *you* of being out of touch

we need to teach the 1930s properly so that people know the Reichstag Fire was exactly this stupid

This tweet pisses me off so bad the dudes animating the crazy detailed machinery were ALSO the perverts dipshit

Maggie Haberman Says Pushing Back in Trump Risky for Dems: ‘There Is a Crime Problem Everywhere’ Maggie Haberman said Democrats risk seeming out of touch when they push back on President Donald Trump over his policing takeover.

Infuriating to watch elite journalists embrace MAGA narratives.

It isn’t about crime. It was never about crime. We know this because they said so. Taking over blue cities was the plan from the start. So stop pretending that they’re sincere.

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JR and I got engaged because they had stroke like symptoms at the beginning of Covid and the VA wouldn't let me back with them because we weren't married. Thankfully, it was (just?) serotonin syndrome from a medication change. But when we got home, I said "we're getting married. Like now."

everybody is cracking jokes about how throwing a sandwich isn't assault and it's like. bleeding on a cop after they've beaten you half to death is usually chargeable as assault, you all know that, right? right?????

first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children

It all seems rapid now but they’ve never stoped trying to implement massive resistance.

It’s the ultimate MSTie convergence. A Deathstalker remake starring Jean Claude Gosh Darn

Since the world is broken, let’s all watch Tom Holland and Zendaya to feel some joy again. Protect your peace, friends.

The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.

"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.

i'm probably less AI skeptical than a lot of people here. but even "this thing is cool but has serious limitations" is more skepticism than a lot of people have ever heard about AI

The criminals are taking over cities to “prevent crime.”

The neo-Nazis are crushing the universities to “fight antisemitism.”

The misogynists are eliminating trans rights to “protect women.”

The free speech billionaires are taking over media to “end cancel culture.”

I think they’re lying!

asking someone who makes an offensive comment and then says it was just a joke “why is it funny. explain the joke. describe the construction of the joke” is incredibly effective at making them sound like complete maniacs. this is the peak of the art form I think

Bisexuality the Newsweek cover

Considering this was published in the mid 90s and they're using stark shadows in the art direction and have a guy who looks like an alien in the back they really missed out calling this story The Sex-Files

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life