Jayme

Labour

Weird to whizz over the period between atomic kitten and little mix and not mention Girls Aloud, the biggest girl band of their decade. Presumably, they wanted nothing to do with #girlbandsforever

Fairly uninspiring but thrilled by so many changes to the line up. Spent most of the first half thinking of Annous puns. Think he needs to relax and not push too hard etc

Maccabi Tel Aviv will not accept Aston Villa Europa League tickets Israeli club Maccabi Tel Aviv say they will not accept any ticket allocation from Aston Villa should the decision to ban their supporters from next month's Europa League match be overturned.

Yeah well we wouldn't come to your party even if we were invited! Astounding moral contortion from Macabbi Tel Aviv who completely ignore their fans' violence at the weekend and in Amsterdam. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Ten sovereigns paid for with my lunch money and I will regret every single one

My mind went to super Kev 😔

I know it happens all the time, but spurs spursing it up is never not funny

Gabi 57?

Three lessons I've learned from Tony Yates posts that have helped boost my productivity:

I simply don't believe any other player before or since has had all of the qualities he had at such levels. Strength pace trickery balance belief aggression... no weaknesses apart from injury

Reinstate them!

Tricky question for Asian gooners that time in the morning is beers with breakfast or sleep

Structure.

New screen saver

Samesies

Thanks for the mammeries

Bogey teams. Are they psychological scars born out of accumulated defeats or teams that are stylistic or physically incompatible? Are they more likely to exist for systems-based teams? What are your favourite/weirdest examples and how do some teams avoid them altogether (Liverpool, Chelsea)

It has been a low quality season in the Premier league, and I expect the winning points total to be low this and in the next few seasons with so many teams in transition. Does this mean ffp/psr has worked? and how will this affect the quality of the pl brand?

I have enjoyed the fixture variety but it seems like far too much effort for a single favourable draw in the last 16. Your thoughts on the new champions league format and anything you would tweak for next year?

I was not a fan of this guy

We call them number Johnny 5s

We need him to come back from dubai with a hitman haircut

Or did it in response to the shit he's had to take since the wolves game a la fingers in the ears celebration?

Good grief. And who will make those calls, old white men? Great thing about mls celebration is it could just be mature response to all the noise since wolves

True. Disgusting that the qualities that fans and public love; personality, strength of character, defiance, composure, resilience, perspective, humour gets high-performing black players a kicking from the media

It's tragic but I find myself hoping for an MLS international call up to shift the tone in the gutter media

You want another sterling?

He is 31 and his contract expires in June with no news about an offer to extend. He will be very hard to replace IMO

Partey is such a sharp and positive player, plays his interceptions first time to set Rice and Odegaard off on counters. I'm gutted his time is up soon

An England call up will soon shut these idiots up