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Caleb E. Whittaker | professional DM, new writer, rodent admirer | he/him Currently cultivating a Diogenes vibe

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Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

19.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 15455    🔁 5617    💬 25    📌 54

No, Jeff. Making a Torment Nexus for TV does not make it less of a Torment Nexus 🫩

16.01.2026 01:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh — @schumer.senate.gov, interesting that your name came up a week b4 (unless you can name me another New York Schumer that received 7 donations from Epstein 94-98). Personally, I’ve always half-wondered why the Dems never released these under Biden to hamstring Trump. This offers great insight 👍

14.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Hey Chuck, glad you’re looking into the Epstein stuff, because he certainly knew about you! Care to explain why, a week before his death, he found it necessary to give your name to Steve Bannon? Don’t worry; I’m sure you made a lot of friends on Wall Street as a NY rep in 70s - 90s.

14.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you for this PSA but also SAME, with none of the self-discipline

04.10.2025 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, I guess JPMorgan’s trying to get out as many big loans as it can, considering its ties to Epstein (both pre- and post-2003-conviction).

Tying themselves to Saudi Arabia via the EA purchase is an interesting one.

30.09.2025 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reducing Charlie to a father (which he is, and his family has the right to mourn) would only apply wholesale if his brand of violence was somehow his fatherhood.

But the Kirk that was TP USA died as martyr to misanthropy. I can decry the death of a person. A grifter’s persona? Notsomuch.

11.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, that signature is Trump’s. The words are faux Tennessee Williams/Arthur Miller schlock.

Remember that Epstein and Trump were wealthy NY socialites and always on the prowl for ‘up-and-comers’, so of course they were little Broadway freaks.

The sort that 💯 shipped Cosette and Valjean.

10.09.2025 07:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And/or whiskey

30.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See a lightning crash as every surface reveals the scrawled ‘Donald John Trump’ and you have to explain that no it’s because you’re NOT into him

30.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Darn — back to wishery and/or witchery

30.08.2025 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you’re telling me ‘kookaburra, gay your life must be’ now applies in both cases?

Some kids I knew back in primary
school are gonna be so stoked

30.08.2025 03:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never forget that by their numbers, you are a cost.

29.08.2025 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey fyi, the people who worship money want you dead.

I think of our Prosperity Gospel ex-PM who holidayed in Hawaii while our country burned, but honestly? The average ‘entrepeneur’ would never openly shoot you in the street, but will giddily invest in the bullet that goes between your eyes.

29.08.2025 13:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ayyyyy

14.08.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In ancient annals, they name him the Bone Lord

14.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My pitch is “Je RPG” — better or worse?

07.08.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Writers in the Asia-Pacific Region,
If you'd liked to be tagged in a thread to help us connect, let me know your country! (Of nationality/ residence in the region -both welcome.)

🇦🇺 Aussies- let me know your state too.

🇳🇿 Kiwis- North or South Island?

Asia- can go broader than the Pacific bits 😉

25.07.2025 10:15 — 👍 17    🔁 10    💬 9    📌 1

🇦🇺 — VIC 😊

25.07.2025 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hello peeps! It’s my Birthday, can’t believe but I’m 30 today🎂✨

By tradition, I would incredibly appreciate and be happy with your retweets! As we all know, this is the best gift for an artist☺️

24.07.2025 19:53 — 👍 879    🔁 311    💬 50    📌 1

Calling it now, if Hogan’s karaoke song of choice was “Highway to the Dangerzone” he knew

24.07.2025 16:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah, tracheal damage, apparently? I get a feeling it’s contagious, there have been past cases.

24.07.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oopsie — karaoke did not, in fact, go well

24.07.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oopsie karaoke did not, in fact, go well.

24.07.2025 16:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m curious on where to start, but I will say I wouldn’t wanna get into too much Pizzagate type stuff. If I hear adrenochrome I’m outta there.

IMO, Trump’s just the end result of capitalism: a creature that would sell his own daughter to get rich.

24.07.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thing is he had his whole 1st term, so why is he panicking?

I believe the Epstein files include the names of victims? There is a non-zero chance that the name ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.

The base can disregard someone else’s daughter. But not this. Hence the coverup, conspiracy-pitching, etc.

24.07.2025 13:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘If she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’ isn’t a quote one should be able to attribute to the POTUS and Epstein’s pal

Like, dude, there’s a video online where Ivanka gives a little house tour, and the cameraman straight up has to use grounding techniques after she talks about the bed

24.07.2025 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cuomo sure is REALLY pushing to be mayor isn’t he? 👀 Given Trump’s apparent MO, that’s a lot of people still grabbing for power past use, just to hold closet doors closed.

I believe the Epstein files include names of victims? There’s a non-0 chance that ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.

24.07.2025 13:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But there’s one thing even the Catholics couldn’t stand for:

I believe the Epstein files include the names of victims? There is a non-zero chance that the name ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.

The base can disregard someone else’s daughter. But not this. Hence the coverup, conspiracy-pitching, etc.

24.07.2025 13:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah and normally he’d know this, so why is he panicking?

I believe the Epstein files include the names of victims? There is a non-zero chance that the name ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.

The base can disregard someone else’s daughter. But not this. Hence the coverup, conspiracy-pitching, etc.

24.07.2025 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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