Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
19.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 15455 🔁 5617 💬 25 📌 54@catog.bsky.social
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Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
19.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 15455 🔁 5617 💬 25 📌 54No, Jeff. Making a Torment Nexus for TV does not make it less of a Torment Nexus
16.01.2026 01:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh — @schumer.senate.gov, interesting that your name came up a week b4 (unless you can name me another New York Schumer that received 7 donations from Epstein 94-98). Personally, I’ve always half-wondered why the Dems never released these under Biden to hamstring Trump. This offers great insight 👍
14.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hey Chuck, glad you’re looking into the Epstein stuff, because he certainly knew about you! Care to explain why, a week before his death, he found it necessary to give your name to Steve Bannon? Don’t worry; I’m sure you made a lot of friends on Wall Street as a NY rep in 70s - 90s.
14.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for this PSA but also SAME, with none of the self-discipline
04.10.2025 04:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, I guess JPMorgan’s trying to get out as many big loans as it can, considering its ties to Epstein (both pre- and post-2003-conviction).
Tying themselves to Saudi Arabia via the EA purchase is an interesting one.
Reducing Charlie to a father (which he is, and his family has the right to mourn) would only apply wholesale if his brand of violence was somehow his fatherhood.
But the Kirk that was TP USA died as martyr to misanthropy. I can decry the death of a person. A grifter’s persona? Notsomuch.
Look, that signature is Trump’s. The words are faux Tennessee Williams/Arthur Miller schlock.
Remember that Epstein and Trump were wealthy NY socialites and always on the prowl for ‘up-and-comers’, so of course they were little Broadway freaks.
The sort that 💯 shipped Cosette and Valjean.
And/or whiskey
30.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See a lightning crash as every surface reveals the scrawled ‘Donald John Trump’ and you have to explain that no it’s because you’re NOT into him
30.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darn — back to wishery and/or witchery
30.08.2025 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So you’re telling me ‘kookaburra, gay your life must be’ now applies in both cases?
Some kids I knew back in primary
school are gonna be so stoked
Never forget that by their numbers, you are a cost.
29.08.2025 13:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey fyi, the people who worship money want you dead.
I think of our Prosperity Gospel ex-PM who holidayed in Hawaii while our country burned, but honestly? The average ‘entrepeneur’ would never openly shoot you in the street, but will giddily invest in the bullet that goes between your eyes.
In ancient annals, they name him the Bone Lord
14.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My pitch is “Je RPG” — better or worse?
07.08.2025 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Writers in the Asia-Pacific Region,
If you'd liked to be tagged in a thread to help us connect, let me know your country! (Of nationality/ residence in the region -both welcome.)
🇦🇺 Aussies- let me know your state too.
🇳🇿 Kiwis- North or South Island?
Asia- can go broader than the Pacific bits 😉
🇦🇺 — VIC 😊
25.07.2025 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello peeps! It’s my Birthday, can’t believe but I’m 30 today🎂✨
By tradition, I would incredibly appreciate and be happy with your retweets! As we all know, this is the best gift for an artist☺️
Calling it now, if Hogan’s karaoke song of choice was “Highway to the Dangerzone” he knew
24.07.2025 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, tracheal damage, apparently? I get a feeling it’s contagious, there have been past cases.
24.07.2025 16:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oopsie — karaoke did not, in fact, go well
24.07.2025 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oopsie karaoke did not, in fact, go well.
24.07.2025 16:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m curious on where to start, but I will say I wouldn’t wanna get into too much Pizzagate type stuff. If I hear adrenochrome I’m outta there.
IMO, Trump’s just the end result of capitalism: a creature that would sell his own daughter to get rich.
Thing is he had his whole 1st term, so why is he panicking?
I believe the Epstein files include the names of victims? There is a non-zero chance that the name ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.
The base can disregard someone else’s daughter. But not this. Hence the coverup, conspiracy-pitching, etc.
‘If she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’ isn’t a quote one should be able to attribute to the POTUS and Epstein’s pal
Like, dude, there’s a video online where Ivanka gives a little house tour, and the cameraman straight up has to use grounding techniques after she talks about the bed
Cuomo sure is REALLY pushing to be mayor isn’t he? 👀 Given Trump’s apparent MO, that’s a lot of people still grabbing for power past use, just to hold closet doors closed.
I believe the Epstein files include names of victims? There’s a non-0 chance that ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.
But there’s one thing even the Catholics couldn’t stand for:
I believe the Epstein files include the names of victims? There is a non-zero chance that the name ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.
The base can disregard someone else’s daughter. But not this. Hence the coverup, conspiracy-pitching, etc.
Yeah and normally he’d know this, so why is he panicking?
I believe the Epstein files include the names of victims? There is a non-zero chance that the name ‘Trump’ was flagged there too.
The base can disregard someone else’s daughter. But not this. Hence the coverup, conspiracy-pitching, etc.