Chloe 🏳️‍⚧️

I kinda forgot this app exists for a bit but damn, y'all are still chill as hell. What a refreshing contrast to the rest of my social media

As tempting as it is to rub people's noses in it as they realize they've been duped, we need as many allies as we can get right now

In a world full of fists, you either roll with the punches, or you take one up the ass

A large pile of Squishmallows in the corner of my bed, with the new addition of a large and gorgeous crocheted Snorlax made by my ladyfriend

Look how well he fits in with the crew 🥰

The scene in Nimona where she explains how it feels to NOT shapeshift. She wouldn't DIE die, but she sure wouldn't be living. *crack*

Nimona was a fascinating experience for me in that it both fully solidified my egg and cracked it in a single scene scene

How on earth do you find the mental energy to provide such an exhausting and valuable service, we don't deserve you 😭😭😭

I haven't found any yet personally

Adapting OSRS quests for tabletop is SO nice. And shockingly easy too.
Quests like Underground Pass translate really effectively to campaigns with very little adjustment. And even a simpler quest like Family Crest can serve as the foundation/inspiration for a much larger adventure.

Why do I have to like pink things so damn much 😤

(She's doing her best and we love her for it)

Sadly, neither of them can wrestle the controls away from the ADHD golden retriever puppy in the driver's seat

Inside me there are two wolves:

Big dumb dysphoric boy (yuck)
and
Pretty little girl 🥰 (more of this one pls)

I'm slowly learning just how many feminine versions of products are objectively inferior to the "regular" versions while also being more expensive

Being a woman is such a scam 😭

Six different squishmallows and blahaj in the middle

Istg every time I look there's another one of them, they're planning something I'm sure of it

George Costanza about to penetrate Jerry Seinfeld

So far Bluesky has just had so much less "Look at me" energy than my other apps. I love how I'm not motivated to cater my every thought to the whims of The Algorithm™

the hilarious part is that trans people made this joke immediately after Musk renamed it and he's now stealing trans people's jokes lol

Selfie of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau with President Barack Obama

Wanna feel old? This is what the cast of 'Scrubs' looks like today.

My cis friend is cooking chicken nuggets for me rn, she's such a good ally 🥰

Log in late one night and see a trail of tiles leading into your POH, upstairs, to your bedroom door 😳

You're so kind 🥰

Yes hugs please :)

Girl who DOESN'T need a hug these days

The online lesbians love you too 😘

Catgirl from manga being told she is kbity and being confused by this

How I feel rn 🥰

🥹 I'm pretty 🥰🥰🥰

Jdudbegajk nooo whats the news

Noooooo...... :3

What an awful day to be literate

The cover of Super Smash Bros. Photoshopped to instead be Super Mashed Potatoes, with the characters' faces crudely pasted over with images of mashed potatoes

Modern AAA gaming can't even hope to compete with the true classics