Peter New

Incipient Cabbage Patch

I’ll take the bear over Sydney Sweeney’s genes.

Missed GenCon’s “best comedy” award winner Time Helmet because you were in Seattle? Good News! We’re screening at World Con! Go see!!

Thank you so much #Gencon !!! 💗

I did quite a few things on this project.

Staring my husband @peternew.bsky.social

Ikr? When will we ever get fresh content!

In today’s audition- let’s just say I can still taste the root beer I got up my nose.

I’m producing short films these days (almost finished the first few!) and we’re looking for funding on an ongoing basis! If you’re interested, willing and able to donate/invest/support us, no amount is too small! Dm me to see how you can be involved! ❤️

I’m on Vancouver Island- an island in the ocean. I’m at a ferry terminal- notorious for being near the water- the ocean.

A tourist just said “ew, it smells like ocean,” as though ocean would be a weird thing for the ocean (that is *clearly visible*) to smell like.

Surprise!

I quit cosseting today. No that won’t make sense to you. I felt compelled to say so. As you were.

I don’t know what those acronyms mean. I’ll hit you up between algebra and PE on Thursday. NO EXCUSES!

Siiiigh. Wanna just yell at each other on Twitter? I’d have to reinstate my account somehow, but-

Oh no, 15th. I wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt.

Pantsing is my best fight move. 3:45 by the climbing wall.

I’m delivering papers at 4:15. Evening? Say 6:50? Lane behind the candy shop?

By the bushes behind the gym. 3:10.

Oh you wanna go? Flagpole 3pm.

Pants are just socks for your butt. Fight me.

Know what I like about pride month in Vancouver? It’s that it’s in August. But because everyone else’s is in June, it means we start in June. And then why stop all the joy and colour in July when it’s just going to start up again in a month? So we get pride season. And I’m all for that. 🏳️‍🌈

If you haven’t already you should totally listen to @peternew.bsky.social comedy podcast!

open.spotify.com/show/1gyBwsu...

#flatearth

Two out of three auditions done. And the neighbours across the hall are suddenly, unbelievably, uncommonly loud.

YouTube video by Time Helmet Time Helmet - Trailer #2

Check out the trailer for tbe long awaited TIME HELMET and let me know what you think! youtu.be/uLLBbnhtmH4

If you’re anywhere near Indianapolis or Seattle it’s playing at GenCon and Worldcon, respectively.

YouTube video by Time Helmet Time Helmet - Trailer #2

Check out the trailer for tbe long awaited TIME HELMET and let me know what you think! youtu.be/uLLBbnhtmH4

It is among my most favouritest things when people try to force the title of Prince onto Big Macintosh. “It’s Prince,” they say. “-ess” I say. Delightful.

For the love of Pete (me)- the post office is a service not a business. It unites Canada, its reliability is essential to the economic and social stability of the nation. Step in @mark-carney.bsky.social - and make it a public service. Let it lose money. It’s a traffic light not a savings bond.

That’s my butt alright.

Check the heck out of our poster!

Oddball, Off-kilter or Ominous? You decide! What’s going on here in this still frame from my production company’s newest offering The Continuance. Shoot us a follow!

YouTube video by daveinprogress3 MONTE VIDEO & THE CASSETTES Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Yes of course I had a Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang phase, didn’t you?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Zf...

I’m already an actor/voice actor/writer/producer/composer- why *not* add director to the list?