Jamey

I’d like to spike this shitbag’s smarmy face like a volleyball

Why are they trying to stop them? Isn’t that what everyone came to see? Put them in the ring, free talent

a man with a beard in a dark room asking how about now ALT: a man with a beard in a dark room asking how about now

Greg Bovino is straight out of central casting as the sniveling little Nazi who gets his ass handed to him by our hero with the least restraint, i.e. this scene from The Expanse

Like Dr Evil doing the Macarena

Lest we forget how the founding fathers famously went into Boston Harbor to recover all the King’s tea. We’re sorry daddy please forgive us.

The Democrats have once again found the rakes and are proceeding to tap dance on them

Do he follow Axios? No? We good.

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Taco John’s out there being better *AND* being better. ✊🏼

Now just bring back the apple grande plz

Well goddammit I didn’t want to like these guys. But that is just so awesome.

This payaso is welcome to live next to people who speak his language, i.e. Ashley Furniture

I wonder how many people are at this moment realizing how dogshit Apple Music is. Siiiiiiiigh

"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."

It’s wild that the Mariners signed Conforto to take an AB every inning

Cuomo’s desperate final act is bankrolled by the very billionaires who brought us Donald Trump and the broken status quo.

New Yorkers are ready for change.

I can’t even begin to understand how much we just got boned there

Just put them both through. I think the Jays could beat them both combined anyway

If they win this thing, it’s going to be like dropping a kiloton of ecstasy into Puget Sound

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s 61st home run with a fan

this rules so much

Make em wear diapers like their shitlord

I don’t fucking get it. Why does EVERY RELIEVER SUCK

If only I’d know my bone glue could have been valuable all this time

ESPN you fucked up at the worst possible time. Unforgivable

See now here is something that I hope a future Democratic Party will learn. Tech bros will pay any amount of money to be liked. Shake them down for everything they’re worth, or force them to pay their goddamn taxes.

I love this so much. Fucking clowns, one with his wittle cowboy hat. Not one fleck of ability or smarts among them. Keystone Kampfgruppe

“It’s not personal, it’s menopause,” and I agree enthusiastically as I delicately remove my neck from her hands

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

The best punishment for these cosplay fascists perhaps isn’t guillotines, it’s for them to be followed around by teenagers and mocked mercilessly for the rest of their unimportant cringe ass lives. Fuck this self important bozo

Shhh I’m cheating on the Dodgers with the Seattle Mariners. God that was good fun.

Look, maybe my feeble brain is cooked, but uhhh did we not *just* see this