hex minivan

Whoever came up with the name “thrivent” for a financial planning company failed to realize that, to the gen Z ear, it sounds like a negative of “thrive”

Isn’t it obvious, libtards? While everyone else is just playing checkers, Trump is playing Itch My Booty and Smell It

When you order a shareable for the table and someone’s like “Hey good call on the fried pickles”? It doesn’t get any better than that

I’m tinkering in ways you could never understand. I’m disassembling and reassembling various pens at speeds your simpleton brain cannot compute

Do you think wolves would post shit on the wolf version of Facebook like “Inside of me are two middle aged divorced white men wearing camo”

I’ll be honest kitten. Daddy is being tempted by the amulet

They’ve been saying this about me

I miss when our dilemmas were stupid like “are we humans or are we dancers” and not stupid like “they’re turning the mice transgender”

Ever ask yourself: how did we get here, and by “here” I mean with Elon Musk as our technocrat shadow president & many prominent conservative figures throwing the Seig Heil with zero consequence?

Required reading:

Look at my propagandists dawg we’re never winning over the general populous 😭😭😭

You think Urrg was standing by the water basin nervously checking his abacus when the gatherer hoes showed up

I had a Tourette’s Moment at work and my coworker assumed I just got a chill down my back so he asked “someone pass over your shadow?”and yknow what . I’m gonna start telling people that they make me shake and yell involuntarily when they step on my shadow

I wonder if the hunters ever got nervous around the gatherer hoes

This is going well I think

It looks like a Fortnite UI element

I’m crying

Big fan of Kylo Ren yeeting Snoke’s bisected corpse into the vacuum of space

YouTube video by Blonde Politics | The Silly Serious DARK GOTHIC MAGA: How Tech Billionaires Plan to Destroy America

When we say “this is straight from the playbook” - we mean this. This has been in the works since long before Trump’s first term.

Silicon Valley Techno-fascists and Evangelical Christo-facists have a vested interest in dismantling as much of the gov. apparatus as possible.

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Don’t worry guys. There are gonna be some really scathing podcasts about all this

[Stepping into Krogers] woah, there are so many people in here. I swear it’s usually not this busy. Only last week it was just me and a few buddies that knew about this place. Sigh. Another hidden gem lost to the sheeple

This Blippi episode has a transition where a .png of his soulless smile zooms to obscure the scene change, which is hilarious in its own right, but I can’t stop thinking about how he appears to have Xehanort eyes

Oh the stuff Trump is doing is illegal? It’s actually against the law? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller

Hey bro we’re all healing our inner child later if you wanna pull up

Libs love to post shit like this and think “that’s enough activism for today”

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Nothing clears the mind quite like 9 hours of screen time

Sorry I didn’t text you for 4 months I was using my phone for other more important things like mental anguish

She’s doing diagnostics on the dick. She’s being thorough and exhaustive on that thing

Hell yeah

Just for context, that’s roughly half of the entire amount of unhoused people in the US btw

Me getting yet another notification that the guardrails of democracy were simply a mirage