Billy Baloney

Tesla is Elon Musk's only company that ever makes a profit, and it is literally on the brink of falling back out of profitability with no obvious way back. All of the trends are primed for a boycott/divestment that can literally knock all of Elon's dominoes over. There is no comparable alternative.

YouTube video by mcazel Gimme that Filet-O-Fish

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We're up to almost 300 RSVPs for this 👀

IF GW were alive to see what they've done to his image, he'd rage fart so loud it would permanently deafen all Americans.

All that’s happening in the US right now makes more sense when you consider that Baywatch ran for 11 seasons.

That's about two million fewer than Trump will kill in his first 100 days.

The single most effective thing that Dems could do is hammer home the message that MAGA is about sexually abusing children. It is both factual and well-evidenced.

Hope y’all are enjoying your Four Calling Birds that the UPS driver delivered today.

Ugh, I was one of those fools who thought this guy was something that he clearly was not. We would have been better off (or no worse) with Dr. Oz.

"Merry Genocide, Ecocide. Time 2 decide + stop buying Amazon."

Unauthorized bus stop poster in Liverpool, UK for Black Friday

The Phillies are dumb enough to--look at their Trea Turner deal.

“Thank you for your patience. Please continue to hold for the next available contact center representative. There are currently nineteen million, eight hundred seventy-eight thousand, six hundred and fourth-five callers ahead of you.”

A Texas Woman Died After Waiting 40 Hours for Miscarriage Care Josseli Barnica is one of at least two pregnant Texas women who died after doctors delayed emergency care. She’d told her husband that the medical team said it couldn’t act until the fetal heartbeat s...

Doctors said it was “inevitable” that Josseli Barnica would miscarry.

Yet they waited 40 hours for the fetal heartbeat to stop.

She died of an infection 3 days later.

Friends, if you’re still making your stickers with Sticker Mule, this what you’re supporting.

This is what they want. To stop democracy. And all the papers that ran with Trump and Vance's bullshit in the first place are why we're here. There was never two sides. It was two racist fucks saying racist shit and you gave it oxygen.

I pushed the "like" button so hard on this that I almost broke my keyboard.

Missouri secretary of state decertifies abortion amendment for November ballot Missouri Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft is trying to get the abortion amendment off of the November ballot.

conservatives do not intend to let the public say no to their plans. and if the public attempts to leverage the political system in order to say no, conservatives will simply change the rules. www.kctv5.com/2024/09/09/m...

Carson Steele has an 100 lb alligator and he said he can't wait to introduce it to the team so that means there's a chance Harrison Butker might get eaten by an alligator this year

really can’t be said enough how “small” vs “big” is just not a useful frame for thinking about government. efficiency follows capacity rather than being directly related to the scope of the state’s duties. a “big” government can be incredibly efficient and a “small” one can be a dysfunctional mess

YES!!!

Boar’s Head Plant Tied to 9 Deaths Had Mold, Leaky Pipes and Flies Federal inspectors cited continuing problems at a deli meat plant in Virginia that was linked to an outbreak of listeria, records indicate.

Meat is murder and it may murder you!

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Poster spotted in Columbia, South Carolina

That’s a fucking repeal!!!!

Truth.

Listen, all I’m saying is that I’ve seen more pictures of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein together than I have of Donald Trump and his son Barron.

is this where I refer to Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza as a Convicted Felon because this is in fact the case and it would be a shame if Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza is what shows up in search results every time his name is looked up, I mean Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza would be so sad

How long, do we think, until we see some columnist suggesting that the best VP pick for Harris would be Biden? He has experience in the role, older man, safe pair of hands, not doing anything after January...
I give it til 4PM

Here’s the way I see it: If Senator Bob Menendez can be convicted of accepting hundreds of thousands in bribes, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas can be convicted of accepting hundreds of thousands in bribes. — Let’s fucking go already, this isn’t rocket science.

Now do the NYT.