Brittney Hart

If u ever feel insecure abt ur writing just know someone is out there, published, with a fmc they are describing as a 5' 60lb mute girl w big blue eyes like limpid tears-- and while there's nothing wrong w that INHERENTLY. u just knooowww they ain't doing it well.

These motherfuckers are good cop/bad copping THEIR POLITICSL MARRIAGE jfc i love them

I am obsessed with Grima Mog. I want to cosplay her wearing a "Best -Gramma- General" sweater (pretend gramma is poorly scratched out with a knife)

HOW DO I WRITE A CROSSOVER OF THE CRUEL PRINCE AND PSYCH

4/4 how well does this go for madoc or Orlagh vs cardan and Clarke? How well does this go for alie or haha or pike for lexa/Bellamy + Luo binghe? How well does this go for tianlang jun vs shen qingqiu + Jude? The floor would be wiped SPOTLESSLY CLEAN. Someone would walk in after and ask who mopped.

3/ and then, while shen qingqiu is trying to mentally outmaneuver Jude (or whatever), while Bellamy/Lexa is trying to keep Luo binghe from trying global conquest for shits and gigs, while cardan is trying to keep Clarke from stabbing him point blank as a matter of course, someone attacks

2/ this creates some incredible fucked scenarios for anyone involved because you have Jude "i will be so much worse" Duarte, Clarke "wanheda" griffin, and Luo "Demon lord of the abyss" binghe. And they are supposed to..... allow themselves to be protected? By someone they DONT KNOW?? Lmao fat chance

So here's what I need. Musical chairs style crossover fic wherein Jude duarte, Clarke griffin, and Luo binghe are swapped around. Their respective partners agree that each of them will protect the person in their universe as well as their own partner is protected 1/?

Holup are these fuckers watching SK8 THE Infinity, THE ANIME????

CARDAN GREENBRIAR YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN.

The branches did NOT begin to bud what the fuck that's too cute

What an insane roundabout way to say "let's be partners." I feel like I'm reading one of those texts chains between guys who don't know they're gay "no no but bro LISTEn if we just get married on PAPER there's all these cool benefits (and also we can kiss and it's not weird) NO BRO DONT RUN AWAY--"

NOOOOOOOO WHY must we pit two bad bitches against each other!!!!

Even when POISONED??? Yall get u a man who defends ur schemes even when poisoned or don't get a man at all.

Luo binghe/shen qingqiu 🤝 Jude duarte/cardan greenbrier

TELL ME U SEE MY VISION.

FINALLY WE ARE FEEDING THIS GIRL. I feel like a grandmother the way I'm nervously preparing real life food as though I could offer it to her through the page.

PLEASE author some COMFORT to this hurt Jude has been through QUITE ENOUGH and now deserves FOREHEAD KISSES and a grilled cheese cut DIAGONAL.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER. OHHHH YOU MOTHER FUUUUCKER.

FUCK YES VIOLENCE TIME

Cardan is objectively a hilarious little character. Gotta love a guy who openly admits he likes women who threaten him and who barks like a cocker spaniel when the woman in question says so.

Because I am an author who hates a loose end, and because Locke is a loose end, I would like a fanfiction where he dies. :)

Now how am EYE meant to cope with this 🫣

Insosuke 🤝 Cardan
(Iykyk)

HIS MOTHER????

Madoc "no i planned that" Duarte is so proud of his daughter Jude "shh don't tell anyone I planned that" Duarte

See friends. Sometimes when people SAY "enemies to lovers" they mean "bully x victim" or perhaps "we had one argument on public transit before we decided actually we're in love" but THIS is enemies to lovers.

NO LOCKE U LEAVE MY BBGORL ALOOONE.

GOD I AM LOSING IT THIS GUY IS PROMISING HER THE MOON AND SHE IS SUSPICIOUS HE'S GONNA TRY AND STEAL THE STARS IN THE ATTEMPT.

Can't believe i didn't think to do this sooner, but I'm starting a thread with my reactions to THE Cruel Prince series. Bc i didn't think to do this sooner, we're starting on page 93 of book 2.

Through almost no effort of my own, my followers now outpaces my following!

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