trayodashi 🧚🏻‍♂️

It’s the coat, it’s the sharpie, it’s the knife skills, its the organization and vision, it’s the art 🥵

What is it about chefs? I’m so tired of being attracted to any and all chef types they turn me into an idiot Jesus CHRIST

Days into weeks
She rattled my mind
We stayed out all week
And got happy this time
She fills empty space
I kinda need it that way
Crybaby says bye to me

from “Choking Tara” by Guided By Voices, Mag Earwhig! (1997)

In today’s episode of Coleman Would Have Loved To Hate This With Me:

Ugh god Coleman would love this

A glass bottle filled with a light brown liquid. The bottle had a red and orange label that reads "Nestle Choglit" and has a red cap

A dark pink/red aluminum can that reads "Nestle Choglit chocolate drink"

Choglit (2002-circa 2003): A chocolate-flavored "dairy-based" beverage, created in a collaboration between Coca-Cola and Nestle to directly compete with Yoo-Hoo. It contained 16% low-fat milk, and was the first dairy product ever made by Coca-Cola. Sold in both cans and glass bottles

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

I always recommend this @hannahgais.bsky.social piece about how collapsing societies embrace charlatanism and magical woo-woo as a coping mechanism - from the grassroots at first, but then as policy from the top. thebaffler.com/latest/psych...

So depressed I am watching YouTube videos of flip phone ringers from 2005 just to feel something

27 years ago today
End Hits is the fifth studio album by American post-hardcore /hardcore punk band Fugazi, released on this day in 1998 by Dischord Records.

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #hardcore #fugazi #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Three years after I split up with Trav I wrote him an email which remains one of the most stunning pieces of literature I’ve ever written, sent with zero edits on my phone after a math entrance exam I took online for school in 2020. I just reread it out of curiosity over what I said, and wow lol

Such deep small business brand loyalty that I still buy room spray from Cheryl’s herbs in St. Louis/Maplewood (the sage spray) nearly a decade after I moved back to Ohio 🫶🏻

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

I just deleted all the marketing copy I had on my computer still from my nontent writing days and boy do I feel free

Binge reading All Fours by Miranda July during my staycation, feeling deeply connected to all Women of a Certain Age

I am once again listening to Elliott Smith

It smells like Upliberals in here

Hello void what happens when you are ready for a relationship? Like how do you find people to go on dates with

Why is the weather in Clevo just “windy” half the time now?? It never used to be this way

Drank an unsweetened pure leaf iced tea on break today and it took me DIRECTLY back to 2006 what a fucken ride

This album cranks in my car all fuckin summer since I found this and document on tape at the bg goodwill in 2007. If you haven’t listened to very old REM give it a whirl, very good for summertime and generally thinking about a world before the internet

Moral kiosk and it’s not close!

*dr manhattan meme* I’m tired of looking at this administration, tired of their white strips teeth and spray tans

Realizing I am a professional mindfulness teacher and counselor. I’m not really a massage therapist anymore. Like I’m really in this bitch

Jim orourke fuckin rips

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

When, at 13 on 9/11, I sensed things would be bad, I didn’t think it would be this bad. Like for the rest of my life

need to leave this country so badly

Full Diet Coke relapse

My google search from the last 72 hours has got to be the most insane window of my search history yet