Megan

It would be fun, for one day, to act just like the people around me so they can see what it looks and feels like. For shits and giggles.

Its funny when soneone acts like an asshole then accuses you of ruining the night. Lmao

They just played a Zohran commercial featuring several #Survivor alumni.

Absolutely wild.

Yeah, it includes YouTube views. I think about 15m of the views were there.

Never change, Tony Vlachos. Never change #SurvivorAU

Biggest myth about growing up: Adults throw more tempter tantrums than children do. You think you leave that high school bullshit behind at graduation, but in reality, adulthood is just being trapped in a huge preschool classroom of screaming children pissed they aren't getting their own way.

My life is such as I get to write 550 words on SAVING SEA OTTERS for second grader readers. Days like this, I don't miss the classroom!

So much of my life is hidden under floorboards. Can't people just let people be? I don't like most of the shit ya'll do either, but I respect your right to exist authentically.

When your books all come in from #libby at the same time and you forget you have a phone.

The internet is dead. Give me live music and farmers markets. Give me real conversations and 90s style coffee shop meetups. Give me anything that doesn't involve an app.

JUST IN: Earthquake felt in New York City M3.0, epicenter near Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey

It never ceases to amaze me how fragile men are.

Where are all of the people who want little cottages in the woods with shelves full of books and gardens full of herbs?

Is it even #summer if you aren't listening to #sublime?

I WOULD RATHER BE #READING MY #BOOK THAN WORKING.

Please dont ask me a question if my answer is going to be wrong. PLEASE DONT ASK ME A QUESTION. #annoying

I HAVE A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB.

Its hilarious that the algorithm buries shit so badly that people are going back to email lists to reliably get in touch with their fans. What's it, the early 00s again?

📚Friends don’t let friends buy books from Amazon📚

The older I get, the more people's negativity sucks the life out of me.

Next to no one that we need to convince watches that stuff. They probably didn't know it even happened. The party's communication department needs a complete overhaul.

What's more annoying than a person who doesn't let you finish a sentence? A man who doesn't let you finish your sentence.

It's amazing how many apps I have on my phone to communicate with people (IG, SMS, FB, Teams, Slack, etc), and I can't actually get in contact with anyone. How's that for irony?

Light #fourthofjuly reads #nowreading #booksky

Sadly, if Democrats don't start winning something back, you are going to be looking at these days fondly from the future when things are much, much worse. It's even more scary because it's your sister who's ill, not a brother.

Battling the Big Lie by Dan Pfeiffer

#booksky #nowreading

Fascism, a Warning by Madeleine Albright

A little light reading before my next book hold comes through on #libby

#booksky #nowreading

Argggggg!!!!!!!!!

Reading about #dyscalculia and reevaluating my entire life from third grade long divison to fucking up invoices now. Send help.

Millions protest for pride

Hungary banned pride and anything having to do with homosexuality. In response the country responded with the biggest pride protest in modern history. Orban is cooked. #3E