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Ever watch a terrible movie and have a voice inside your head making fun of it the whole time? That's me. Patreon: patreon.com/horror4h SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-379697330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7vgXIsWgHH7axxPvsI4WDa?si=6135

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I read this in the same way as hearing the song Shots by LMFAO

14.02.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got to say the phrase "nazi puppet zombies" today. So my Valentine's is going prettttttttty well

14.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

February Episode script is done.

14.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

I'm up a couple hours earlier today than usual.

Turns out the world is just as sad and depressing before noon as it is after noon.

14.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big Holiday constantly on the prowl to sell us more holidays.

14.02.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a crowd of people at an awards ceremony . ALT: a woman in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a crowd of people at an awards ceremony .

When the world is trying to get you down constantly, having a little bit of joy is pure rebellion

14.02.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My local BK, I asked for a few ketchups in the bag if they remembered.

I have over a dozen packets of ketchup in my bag.

You will never convince me that fast food workers do not do more good for this society and country than any CEO. That ketchup is gonna be a godsend to my mental health this week

14.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just saw some guys joking about "what would AOC do it Putin invaded Poland or China invaded Taiwan and she was president"

bro your president literally is rolling over to show his pale orange belly to Putin invading Ukraine RIGHT NOW

14.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But on the bright side you do have your opening credits set to a song by Chumbawumba so that's pretty cool

14.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you could've just gone on by and not drawn more attention to a thing you don't want to have attention. But yes, go coolat49degr33

14.02.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#StarWars ๐Ÿ”

13.02.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 341    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm literally just responding at this point. If you want me to stop responding, then stop responding and I won't say anything else.

14.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news, I have chocolate chip cookies I forgot I had.

14.02.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which is why I said it's not the case but it's just in the realm of possibilities. I never said this was anything other than speculation. If you don't want to "waste time on it" then don't respond lol

14.02.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sometimes being excessively positive in toxic gaming spaces just makes it worthwhile being alive.

13.02.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Friday the 13th.

It's not the one I was born on but eh fine, I'll take it.

13.02.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason we know all those useless restraints Dems want to put on ICE won't work is because we all capitulated and let them put those restraints on police and they're still murdering folks and getting away with it.

Abolish. Not defund. Abolish.

13.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like she's trying to spray water on it to put it out to me, she's clearly a hero and her only crime is caring too much!

13.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no they're sending the camera up his nose!

13.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
13.02.2026 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Conan what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and for someone to scratch my nose for me.

13.02.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THE POSSESSOR!
THE POSSESSOR!
THE POSSESSOR!

I honestly LOVE this movie. I want to do an episode on it but I don't know if I can bring myself to riff this one lol

13.02.2026 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not surprised he said that but at the same time I did honestly think this was an Onion article the first time I saw it.

13.02.2026 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adulthood gets better when you remember you can get cake because you think cake would be good. Glad you're getting/got some time to take a breath.

13.02.2026 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta say I haven't read the book but I did like the movie overall. Had some parts that felt a bit odd but like hey it was the 90s. I do love it when Hoffman's character pointed out how he would've preferred the entity to have no feelings, sent a nice shiver down my spine.

13.02.2026 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else find slime molds both beautiful and also some sort of eldritch horror creature that you're very glad is not a massive monster via 1950's monster movie treatment?

Or are these edibles just better than usual?

13.02.2026 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Didn't see either one til a year or more later but they both came out in 2013 and were both fantastic.

13.02.2026 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's plenty of great movies out there that I'll only see once for various reasons. That's more than a fair thing

13.02.2026 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone who makes a podcast, yea I get that. Fair enough lol

13.02.2026 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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