Danny Germaine

I hope your problems disappear faster than an average middle aged man on Scruff when you tell him you aren't sharing pics of your junk. 💫

American Beauty taught me that. 😭😂😭

Oh no, now I saw it for the same reason. 😔

Absolute bullshittery. I hate this.

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Every year when the Blue Angels buzz overhead, I'm reminded that was supposed to be my career path until being gay and transitioning kept me from enlisting.

Thankfully.

I wanted desperately to fly a jet but not at the cost of bombing people.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I know he's a killer but what a face!

So sweet!

A screenshot of an online article from WHIOTV with the headline Local museum welcomes sand cat 'Kevin'. Below the headline is a picture of an earnest looking sand cat looking into the camera. Sand cats look a lot like small domestic cats and are tan in color with dark markings around the eyes.

I've been laughing at 'Kevin' for a whole day now.

I agree!

Those are just the rules!!

a close up of a young man wearing a black leather jacket and earrings . Alt: a close up of a young man wearing a black leather jacket and earrings . He's rolling his eyes dramatically.

I can't stand dates with unsophisticated men. He was just boxing above his class.

You just witnessed a person on a unicycle drop their drink carrier full of iced coffees.

I just picked the first batch of ripe blackberries from the wild brambles that grow over my fence. It's so amazing that I can casually pick a quart of sun-ripened berries in my backyard.

That hat was pivotal for the performance. 😧

A very unhinged looking Goofy is pictured against a red-orange background. The text on the bottom reads I'll fuckin do it again.

I agreed several weeks ago to do mandatory overtime at work today and I'm pretending I forgot instead.

😂😂😂 I'll do my best to find you in the next one.

"Why won't you dance with me, Danny?"

Because I'll spasm on the floor in rage if I drop my hat and believe you me, I'm gonna drop that hat.

We're just normal men.

I thought so! Thanks!

Noted! Thank you!

Perfect - thank you!

And yet, here we are. 🥴🥴🥴

Good to know! Thank you for the input!

Friends, do we like pilates? I tend to bulk up when I work out and I'm trying to find something to help with toning.

In HS, I had to read A Brave New World. I remember thinking how the "everyone addicted to soma" thing and the rushed, matter of fact ending were sloppy but now... 🤔

I definitely giggled at the motorcycle one. His "punk" vests? SO good.

So many tank tops 🤯

A person is leaning over a railing outside and smoking a cigarette. They're masculine appearing and middle aged. They're dressed in a red and white polka dotted dress with a Minnie Mouse head resting on the ground next to them. The appearance is that they are a Minnie Mouse mascot actor taking a smoke break.