Danny Germaine

❤️❤️❤️ Because it was ridiculous 😂

Sorry, I'm half crazed from my research assignment. 🥴

Spectrums go in the vajeen.

My company needs $4.8M. 😬

I spent my day on a fictional business plan for a fictional business for a real class that I really need to do well in. 😭

Every day is a new opportunity for a governmental nightmare.

Somehow my right to just be without fear of reprisal by some offended stranger has returned to the scrutiny of the 80s/early 90s.

Where is @datahooker.bsky.social???

“Dying alone” implies the existence of the darker alternative of dying together (murder-suicide, maybe?)

We deserve everything. 😂

When I look at this watch, I understand what it must feel like to browse the website of a escort you could never afford - like ever.

A luxury gold watch with a brown leather band. It's hinged so the rectangular face can be pivoted and flipped over on the long edge to reveal a second face. One side has a white background and the other is deep gray, both are analog with standard numerals - black on the white side and gold on the dark gray. The top and bottom of the watch has horizontal lines to replicate an art deco style.

I hope you find someone who looks at you the way I look at a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso Duoface watch. 😍🥺

Omg ew blech 🤢 are you using my Liberator pillow for SEX?? I use that as a back rest in bed when I type papers!! Give it back NOW.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME OR SOMETHING???

Instructor:
The app the school uses is a nightmare so I keep your grades on my tech and you just have to ask me for your grade.

Me: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Instructor for my most technically dense course:
I give out my assignments by describing them via video. 🥰

Me: 😧😧😧😧😧

Goodbye, cruel world 😭😭

If I was on a dive and saw this, I would take my breather out and give up.

Went to get a massage but instead of a MedBed, all they had was a fucking massage table.

In my America???

No, but really. It was nice.

"Oh, Danny, I would love to tie you up - why won't you let me?"

Because you won't be down for my security team that would be fully armed and sign a waiver that you consent to being shot for crossing lines.

Bringing these shirts back for the fall, shipping in early November 🫡

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Italian Family Pizza! I got normal sized today but their large pizzas are ENORMOUS.

Today I had the option to go to a bathhouse for fun or get pizza - both were priced similarly.

...y'all, I chose pizza. 😑😂

Every time the moldy orange ends a social media post by thanking me for my "attention to the matter," I roll my eyes.

I don't work for you - YOU WORK FOR MEEEEE.

Me, pretending to act shocked when it happens: 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

That state superintendent in OK with the very bad ideas is resigning, so I'm expecting to hear about a scandal any day now.

I just restocked my three favorite fragrances from Olympic Orchids: Kilauea, Tucson, and Woodcut. I'm in love with all three of these. 🥰

www.orchidscents.com

Oh no! I'm so sorry!

Pleasure is pleasure! 😂

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